1.来点搞笑的英文谚语啊 最好不是直译的

Better be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. 宁做鸡头，不做凤尾。

The foremost dog catches the hare. 早起的鸟儿有虫吃。 Every potter praises his own pot. 老王卖瓜，自卖自夸。

The fox preys farthest from home. 兔子不吃窝边草。 The proof of the pudding is in the eating. 要知道梨子的滋味，最好是亲口尝一尝。

One swallow does not make a summer. 一花独放不是春。 One drop of poison infects the whole tun of wine. 一颗老鼠屎坏了一锅粥。

Set a fox to keep one's geese. 引狼入室。 What do you expect from a pig but a grunt？ 狗嘴里吐不出象牙。

2.急求十个英语趣味谚语

关于时间的英语谚语 （一）时间是金，其值无价 There is no time like the present. 现在正是时候 Take time by the forelock. 把握目前的时机 To choose time is to save time. 选择时间就是节省时间 Never put off till tomorrow what may be done today. 今日事，今日毕 Procrastination is the thief of time. 拖延为时间之窃贼 One of these days is none of these days. 改天改天，不知哪天 Tomorrow never comes. 明天无尽头，明日何其多 What may be done at any time will be done at no time. 常将今日推明日，推到后来无踪迹 （二）时间是风，去而不返 Time undermines us. 光阴暗中催人才。

或莫说年纪小人生容易老 Time and tide wait for no man. 岁月不待人 Time cannot be won again. 时间一去不再来 Time is, time was, and time is past. 现在有时间，过去有时间，时间一去不复返 Time lost can not be recalled. 光阴一去不复返 Time flies like an arrow, and time lost never returns. 光阴似箭，一去不返 （三）时间是尺，万物皆检 Time tries friends as fire tries gold. 时间考验朋友，烈火考验黄金 Time tries truth. 时间检验真理 Time is the father of truth. 时间是真理之父 Time will tell. 时间能说明问题 Time brings the truth to light. 时间使真相大白。或时间一到，真理自明。

Time and chance reveal all secrets. 时间与机会能提示一切秘密 Time consecrates: what is gray with age becomes religion. 时间考验一切，经得起时间考验的就为人所信仰 （四）时间是秤，衡量权质 Time tries truth. 时间校验真理。Time will tell. 时间能说明问题。

Time reveals (discloses) all things. 万事日久自明 There is no time like the present. 现在正是时候。Take time by the forelock. 把握目前的实际。

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done today. 今日事，今日毕。Tomorrow never comes. 明天无尽头，明日何其多。

Time flies. 光阴似箭，日月如梭 Time has wings. 光阴去如飞 Time is a file that wears and makes no noise. 光阴如锉，细磨无声 Time stays not the fool's leisure. 时间不等闲逛的傻瓜 Time and I against any two. 和时间携起手来，一人抵两人 Time is life and when the idle man kills time, he kills himself.时间就是生命，懒人消耗时间就是消耗自己的生命。或时间就是生命，节省时间，就是延长生命 Time spent in vice or folly is doubly lost. 消磨于恶习或愚行的时间是加倍的损失 （五）时间是水，淘金流沙 Time works wonders. 时间可以创造奇迹或时间的效力不可思议 Time works great changes. 时间可以产生巨大的变化 Times change. 时代正在改变。

3.急求十个英语趣味谚语

Strike while the iron is hot. 趁热打铁The car will find its way round the hill when it gets there. 车到山前必有路The heart is seen in wine. 酒后吐真言The older,the wiser. 姜还是老的辣Pardon all but yourself.严以律己，宽以待人When the word ie out,it belongs to another. 一言既出，驷马难追If you want knowledge,you must toil for it. 书山有路勤为径，学海无涯苦作舟A wise man may sometimes take counsel of a fool. 愚者千虑必有一得，智者千虑必有一失Bad luck often brings good luck. 塞翁失马，焉知非福 A close mouth catches no flies.病从口入，祸从口出。

4.好玩的英语谚语

“to let the cat out of the bag”，它的意思是“揭露一个秘密”，尤其是很重要、关键的那种。

关于这个词组的记载可以追溯到1760年，但据说此前一两百年就有这种说法了。 早在超市（或杂货店）出现之前，人们通常在当地的市场买菜。

农民和商人们在那里叫卖蔬菜水果、鸡蛋面包之类，此外还会出售肉类和家禽，通常都是些活的动物。在一些特殊的场合（如节日盛宴），乳猪是采购单上一样很抢手的食物。

由于乳猪会乱动，当顾客挑选好并结账后，商人为了运送方便就把猪塞进一个帆布口袋（poke）里递给顾客。 然而，市场上的许多交易并不光明磊落，奸商有时会利用顾客一时走神，把一只流浪猫冒充乳猪放进袋子里。

直到顾客回家，“把猫从袋子里拿出来”（let the cat out of the bag），才发现这个骗局。所以这个词组意味着是一个意外的，但通常令人讨厌的发现。

据说这也是谚语“不要买装在袋子里的猪”（don't buy a pig in a poke）的由来，也就是“不要不看现货就买东西”的意思。 而the World Wide Words website的经营者Michael Quinion对这个故事表示怀疑，他指出猫在袋子里会变得极度狂躁，因此很难把它误当成一头小猪。

也许这个词组是来自于某个人的经历，由于某种原因有一只猫在他袋子里，而戏剧性的效果则使这个故事广为流传。

5.有没有经典一点,简短一点的英语谚语

十二条经典英语谚语：：

1. Pain past is pleasure.

过去的痛苦就是快乐。

2. Wisdom in the mind is better than money in the hand.

脑中有知识，胜过手中有金钱。

3. Nothing is impossible for a willing heart.

心之所愿，无所不成。

4. All things are difficult before they are easy.

凡事必先难后易。

5. Great hopes make great man.

伟大的理想造就伟大的人。

6. God helps those who help themselves.

天助自助者。

7. Four short words sum up what has lifted most successful individuals above the crowd: a little bit more.

四个简短的词汇概括了成功的秘诀：多一点点！

8. In doing we learn.

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9. East or west, home is best.

东好西好，还是家里最好。

10. Two heads are better than one.

三个臭皮匠，顶个诸葛亮。

11. Good company on the road is the shortest cut.

行路有良伴就是捷径。

12. Constant dropping wears the stone.

滴水穿石。

6.求英语谚语格言10条笑话5个

1. Waste not,want not. 俭以防匮。

2. From saving comes having. 富有来自节俭。 3. A penny saved is a penny gained. 省一文是一文。

4. Take care of the pence and the pound will take care of themselves. 金钱积少便成多。 5. Frugality is an estate alone. 节俭本身就是一宗财产。

6. He that regards not a penny,will lavish a pound. 小钱不知节省，大钱将滥花。 7. Small gains bring great wealth. 积小利，成巨富。

8. Many a little makes a mickle. 积少便成多。 9. As the touchstone tries gold,so gold tries man. 试金之石可试金，正如黄金能试人。

10. Courage and resolution are the spirit and soul of virtue. 勇敢和坚决是美德的灵魂。 11. The path to glory is always rugged. 光荣之路常坎坷。

12. Nothing is difficult to the man who will try. 世上无难事，只要人肯试。 13. The fire is the test of gold;adversity of strong man. 烈火试真金，困苦炼壮士。

14. Great hopes make great man. 远大的希望造就伟大的人物。 15. No way is impossible to courage. 勇士面前无险路。

16. A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner. 平静的大海决不能造就出熟练的水手。 17. The good seaman is known in bad weather. 坏天气下才能识得出良好的海员；要识好海员，须凭坏天气。

18. The best hearts are always the bravest. 行为最勇敢的人心地总是最善良。 19. We must not lie down,and cry,God help us. 求神不如求己。

20. He that falls today may be up again tomorrow. 今天跌倒的人也许明天就会站起。 21. Rome was not built in a day. 罗马并非一日可建成；坚持必成。

22. Success belongs to the persevering. 胜利属于坚忍不拔的人。 23. We must repeat a thousand and one times thatperseverance is the only road to success. 我们要多次重申：不屈不挠是取得胜利的唯一道路。

24. Perseverance is failing nineteen times and succeeding the twentieth. 十九次失败，到第二十次获得成功，这就叫坚持。 25. Step by step the ladder is ascended. 登梯需要逐级登。

26. Adversity leads to prosperity. 困苦通向昌盛。 27. Patience and application will carry us through. 忍耐和专心会使我们度过难关。

28. Fortune often rewards with interest those that have patience to wait for her. 做事只要有耐心，到头总会有好运；耐心候好运，好运常会来。 29. All things will come round to him who will but wait. 只要肯等待，一切都会按时来。

30. Constant dropping wears the stone. 滴水不绝可穿石。 31. Omelets are not made without breaking of eggs. 鸡蛋不打破，蛋卷做不成；不甘愿吃苦，则预期效果达不到。

32. The world is a ladder for some to go up and others to go down. 世界好似一把梯，有人上去有人下。 33. There needs a long apprenticeship to understand the mystery of the world's trade. 要知世事奥秘多，须要长期作学徒。

1）找一个朋友，让他先说10遍“老鼠”，然后再说10遍“鼠老”，待他说完“老鼠，老鼠，老鼠，鼠老，鼠老，鼠老”之后，立即问他“猫最怕什么”，几乎可以保证他会答“老鼠”. （2）还有请人朗读古诗“暗湿竹，暗湿绿，暗湿透春竹，暗湿透春绿”，“卧梅又闻花，卧枝伤痕低”之类. （3） 你问他：“一个三点水加一个来是什么？” 他想了一想说：“不确定，涞（LAI）？” 你再问：“一个三点水加一个去呢？” 他80%会说：“。什么字？有这个字吗？去？” 其实应该是“法”。

（4） 伸出1个手指，问别人“这是几” 再次伸出2个手指，问别人“这是几” 再次伸出3个手指，问别人“1+1是几”10人里最多1人答对 （5） 甲：给你讲个故事，从前有个傻子，别人问他什么他都说“没有”，比如问他你吃 饭了吗？他说“没有”，你叫什么？他说“没有”。

唉，对了，你听过这个故事么？乙：没有。