1.来点搞笑的英文谚语啊 最好不是直译的

Better be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. 宁做鸡头，不做凤尾。

The foremost dog catches the hare. 早起的鸟儿有虫吃。 Every potter praises his own pot. 老王卖瓜，自卖自夸。

The fox preys farthest from home. 兔子不吃窝边草。 The proof of the pudding is in the eating. 要知道梨子的滋味，最好是亲口尝一尝。

One swallow does not make a summer. 一花独放不是春。 One drop of poison infects the whole tun of wine. 一颗老鼠屎坏了一锅粥。

Set a fox to keep one's geese. 引狼入室。 What do you expect from a pig but a grunt？ 狗嘴里吐不出象牙。

2.急求十个英语趣味谚语

关于时间的英语谚语 （一）时间是金，其值无价 There is no time like the present. 现在正是时候 Take time by the forelock. 把握目前的时机 To choose time is to save time. 选择时间就是节省时间 Never put off till tomorrow what may be done today. 今日事，今日毕 Procrastination is the thief of time. 拖延为时间之窃贼 One of these days is none of these days. 改天改天，不知哪天 Tomorrow never comes. 明天无尽头，明日何其多 What may be done at any time will be done at no time. 常将今日推明日，推到后来无踪迹 （二）时间是风，去而不返 Time undermines us. 光阴暗中催人才。

或莫说年纪小人生容易老 Time and tide wait for no man. 岁月不待人 Time cannot be won again. 时间一去不再来 Time is, time was, and time is past. 现在有时间，过去有时间，时间一去不复返 Time lost can not be recalled. 光阴一去不复返 Time flies like an arrow, and time lost never returns. 光阴似箭，一去不返 （三）时间是尺，万物皆检 Time tries friends as fire tries gold. 时间考验朋友，烈火考验黄金 Time tries truth. 时间检验真理 Time is the father of truth. 时间是真理之父 Time will tell. 时间能说明问题 Time brings the truth to light. 时间使真相大白。或时间一到，真理自明。

Time and chance reveal all secrets. 时间与机会能提示一切秘密 Time consecrates: what is gray with age becomes religion. 时间考验一切，经得起时间考验的就为人所信仰 （四）时间是秤，衡量权质 Time tries truth. 时间校验真理。Time will tell. 时间能说明问题。

Time reveals (discloses) all things. 万事日久自明 There is no time like the present. 现在正是时候。Take time by the forelock. 把握目前的实际。

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done today. 今日事，今日毕。Tomorrow never comes. 明天无尽头，明日何其多。

Time flies. 光阴似箭，日月如梭 Time has wings. 光阴去如飞 Time is a file that wears and makes no noise. 光阴如锉，细磨无声 Time stays not the fool's leisure. 时间不等闲逛的傻瓜 Time and I against any two. 和时间携起手来，一人抵两人 Time is life and when the idle man kills time, he kills himself.时间就是生命，懒人消耗时间就是消耗自己的生命。或时间就是生命，节省时间，就是延长生命 Time spent in vice or folly is doubly lost. 消磨于恶习或愚行的时间是加倍的损失 （五）时间是水，淘金流沙 Time works wonders. 时间可以创造奇迹或时间的效力不可思议 Time works great changes. 时间可以产生巨大的变化 Times change. 时代正在改变。

3.好玩的英语谚语

“to let the cat out of the bag”，它的意思是“揭露一个秘密”，尤其是很重要、关键的那种。

关于这个词组的记载可以追溯到1760年，但据说此前一两百年就有这种说法了。 早在超市（或杂货店）出现之前，人们通常在当地的市场买菜。

农民和商人们在那里叫卖蔬菜水果、鸡蛋面包之类，此外还会出售肉类和家禽，通常都是些活的动物。在一些特殊的场合（如节日盛宴），乳猪是采购单上一样很抢手的食物。

由于乳猪会乱动，当顾客挑选好并结账后，商人为了运送方便就把猪塞进一个帆布口袋（poke）里递给顾客。 然而，市场上的许多交易并不光明磊落，奸商有时会利用顾客一时走神，把一只流浪猫冒充乳猪放进袋子里。

直到顾客回家，“把猫从袋子里拿出来”（let the cat out of the bag），才发现这个骗局。所以这个词组意味着是一个意外的，但通常令人讨厌的发现。

据说这也是谚语“不要买装在袋子里的猪”（don't buy a pig in a poke）的由来，也就是“不要不看现货就买东西”的意思。 而the World Wide Words website的经营者Michael Quinion对这个故事表示怀疑，他指出猫在袋子里会变得极度狂躁，因此很难把它误当成一头小猪。

也许这个词组是来自于某个人的经历，由于某种原因有一只猫在他袋子里，而戏剧性的效果则使这个故事广为流传。

4.有意义的英语谚语

谚语如果要背的话那真是大海捞针，所以我推荐几个“自制谚语模板”~1,"There is a xxxxx,there is a xxxxx."例：There is a will,there is a way.有志者事竟成There is a effort ,there is a frult。

有努力就有成果There is advantage,there is disadvantage.有好就有坏2,"xxxxx is a double-edged sward"xxxxx是双刃剑Technology is a double-edged sward还有一些谚语，希望对你有帮助！Nothing stake, nothing draw. 不顶千里浪，哪来万斤鱼。 Nothing is as good as it seems beforehand. 期待比现实更美好。

Nothing is given so freely as advice. 劝人最容易。 Nothing is so certain as the unexpected. 天有不测风云，人有旦夕祸福。

Nothing seek, nothing find. 无所求则无所获。 A little of every thing is nothing in the main. 每事浅尝辄止，事事都告无成。

A great ship asks deep waters. 大船要走深水。（蛟龙要在海中游。）

The best physicians are Dr. Diet, Dr. Quiet, and Dr. Merryman. 节食博士、精心博士、快乐博士，三人都是最好的医生。 He that once deceives is ever suspected. 骗人一次，受疑一世。

Empty wagons rattle loudest. 空车响声大。 Nothing so bad but might be a blessing. 塞翁失马，焉知非福。

希望对你有帮助。

5.请写出10句英语谚语

1.一个人总要走陌生的路，看陌生的风景，听陌生的歌，然后在某个不经意的瞬间，你会发现，原本是费尽心机想要忘记的事情真的就那么忘记了。

1. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone. 2.幸福，不是长生不老，不是大鱼大肉，不是权倾朝野。幸福是每一个微小的生活愿望达成。

当你想吃的时候有得吃，想被爱的时候有人来爱你。 2. Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one's hand. It's about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone's love when you need love. 3.爱情是灯，友情是影子，当灯灭了，你会发现你的周围都是影子。

朋友，是在最后可以给你力量的人。 3. Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off, you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last. 4.我爱你不是因为你是谁，而是我在你面前可以是谁。

4.I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you. 5.爱情，要么让人成熟，要么让人堕落。 5.Love makes man grow up or sink down. 6.举得起放得下的叫举重，举得起放不下的叫负重。

可惜，大多数人的爱情，都是负重的。 6. If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down, it's called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love. 7.我们每个人都生活在各自的过去中，人们会用一分钟的时间去认识一个人，用一小时的时间去喜欢一个人，再用一天的时间去爱上一个人，到最后呢，却要用一辈子的时间去忘记一个人。

7. We all live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget someone. 8.一个人一生可以爱上很多的人，等你获得真正属于你的幸福之后，你就会明白一起的伤痛其实是一种财富，它让你学会更好地去把握和珍惜你爱的人。 8. One may fall in love with many people during the lifetime. When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love.。

6.英语谚语,笑话,小知识

英语谚语

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英语小知识：Can Fish Drow

Yes,fish can drown.It isn't the water that keeps fish alive, but the oxygen in the water . Fish breathe through their gills, which draw oxygen from the water. When too many fish crowd together in a small pond or tank,the oxygen in the water may soon be used up.When this happens,the fish suffocate,which is what happens when any animal drowns

鱼会淹死吗

是的。鱼同样会淹死。使鱼能活着的并不是水，而是水中的氧气。鱼用其鳃进行呼吸，从水中吸取氧气。当过多的鱼拥挤在一个小水塘或小水池里时，水中的氧气很快就消耗尽。在这种情况下，鱼就会窒息而死。这与其它动物淹死的情况是完全一样的.

7.有没有经典一点,简短一点的英语谚语

十二条经典英语谚语：：

1. Pain past is pleasure.

过去的痛苦就是快乐。

2. Wisdom in the mind is better than money in the hand.

脑中有知识，胜过手中有金钱。

3. Nothing is impossible for a willing heart.

心之所愿，无所不成。

4. All things are difficult before they are easy.

凡事必先难后易。

5. Great hopes make great man.

伟大的理想造就伟大的人。

6. God helps those who help themselves.

天助自助者。

7. Four short words sum up what has lifted most successful individuals above the crowd: a little bit more.

四个简短的词汇概括了成功的秘诀：多一点点！

8. In doing we learn.

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9. East or west, home is best.

东好西好，还是家里最好。

10. Two heads are better than one.

三个臭皮匠，顶个诸葛亮。

11. Good company on the road is the shortest cut.

行路有良伴就是捷径。

12. Constant dropping wears the stone.

滴水穿石。