1.求20条英文谚语及翻译

1.World is but a little place, after all.天涯原咫尺，到处可逢君

2. When in Rome, do as the Romans do. 入乡随俗

3. What you lose on the swings you get back on the roundabouts.

失之东隅，收之桑榆

4.What are the odds so long as you are happy.

知足者常乐

5.Entertain an angel unawares.

有眼不识泰山

6.every dog has his day .

是人皆有出头日

7.every potter praises his own pot.

王婆买瓜，自卖自夸

8、While there is life, there is hope.

（有生命就有希望/留得青山在，不怕没柴烧。）

9. God helps those who help themselves.（天助自助者。）

10、Two heads are better than one.（三个臭皮匠，顶个诸葛亮。）

11、Actions speak louder than words.（行动比语言更响亮。）

12、Good advice is beyond all price.（忠告是无价宝。）

13、Constant dropping wears the stone.（滴水穿石。）

14、Truth never fears investigation.（事实从来不怕调查。）

15、Each day brings its own bread. 天无绝人之路。

16、Each man is the architect of his own fate. 命运掌握在自己手中。

17、Elbow grease gives the best polish. 只要功夫深，铁杵磨成针。

18、Every cloud has a silver lining. 山穷水尽疑无路，柳暗花明又一村

19、Every couple is not a pair. 同床异梦，貌合神离、

20、Every cock crows on its own dunghill. 夜郎自大。

Every bullet has its billet. 无风不起浪

Even the walls have ears. 隔墙有耳。

Even Homer sometimes nods. 人非圣贤，孰能无过。

2.来20条英语谚语

活到老，学到老。

It is never too old to learn. 为学不怕年高。 A man becomes learned by asking questions. 要长学问，就得多问；多问则业精。

There is no royal road to learning. 学问无坦途。 He who is ashamed of asking is ashamed of learning. 畏问之人耻于学。

What is learned in the cradle lasts till the grave. 婴孩时期学到的东西，老死不会忘记。 Learning makes a good man better and ill man worse. 知识能使好人更好，坏人更坏。

Soon learnt,soon forgotten. 学得快，忘得快。 Learn young,learn fair. 为学趁年青，既学须学好。

A lazy youth,a lousy age. 少时懒惰老来苦。 He that knows nothing,doubts nothing. 无知即？time is money时间就是金钱（一）时间是金，其值无价 Time is money. 时间就是金钱或一寸光阴一寸金 Time flies. 光阴似箭，日月如梭Time has wings. 光阴去如飞Time is a file that wears and makes no noise. 光阴如锉，细磨无声 Time stays not the fool's leisure. 时间不等闲逛的傻瓜Time and I against any two. 和时间携起手来，一人抵两人Time is life and when the idle man kills time, he kills hilf. 时间就是生命，懒人消耗时间就是消耗自己的生命。

或时间就是生命，节省时间，就是延长生命 Time spent in vice or folly is doubly lost. 消磨于恶习或愚行的时间是加倍的损失（二）时间是风，去而不返 Time undermines us. 光阴暗中催人老。或莫说年纪小人生容易老Time and tide wait for no man. 岁月不待人Time cannot be won again. 时间一去不再来Time is, time was, and time is past. 现在有时间，过去有时间，时间一去不复返Time lost can not be recalled. 光阴一去不复返Time flies like an arrow, and time lost never returns. 光阴似箭，一去不返（三）时间是尺，万物皆检 Time tries friends as fire tries gold. 时间考验朋友，烈火考验黄金Time tries truth. 时间检验真理Time is the father of truth. 时间是真理之父Time will tell. 时间能说明问题Time brings the truth to light. 时间使真相大白。

或时间一到，真理自明。 Time and chance reveal all secrets. 时间与机会能提示一切秘密 Time consecrates: what is gray with age omes religion. 时间考验一切，经得起时间考验的就为人所信仰 Time reveals(discloses)all things. 万事日久自明 Time tries all. 时间检验一切（四）时间是秤，衡量权质 There is no time like the present. 现在正是时候Take time by the forelock. 把握目前的时机 To choose time is to save time. 选择时间就是节省时间Never put off till tomorrow what may be done today. 今日事，今日毕Procrastination is the thief of time. 拖延为时间之窃贼One of these days is none of these days. 拖延时日，终难实现。

或：改天改天，不知哪天 Tomorrow never comes. 明天无尽头，明日何其多 What may be done at any time will be done at no time. 常将今日推明日，推到后来无踪迹 （五）时间是水，淘金流沙 Time works wonders. 时间可以创造奇迹或时间的效力不可思议Time works at changes. 时间可以产生巨大的变化 Times change. 时代正在改变 Time lost can not be recalled. 时间一去不复返 Time flies like an arrow, and time lost never returns. 光阴似箭，一去不返 时间是尺，万物皆检 乐学网收集整理 Time tries friends as fire tries gold. 时间考验朋友，烈火考验黄金 Time tries truth. 时间检验真理Time is the father of truth. 时间是真理之父。

3.用英语写出20条谚语

经典英语谚语50句 1. Waste not,want not. 俭以防匮。

2. From saving comes having. 富有来自节俭。 3. A penny saved is a penny gained. 省一文是一文。

4. Take care of the pence and the pound will take care of themselves. 金钱积少便成多。 5. Frugality is an estate alone. 节俭本身就是一宗财产。

6. He that regards not a penny,will lavish a pound. 小钱不知节省，大钱将滥花。 7. Small gains bring great wealth. 积小利，成巨富。

8. Many a little makes a mickle. 积少便成多。 9. As the touchstone tries gold,so gold tries man. 试金之石可试金，正如黄金能试人。

10. Courage and resolution are the spirit and soul of virtue. 勇敢和坚决是美德的灵魂。 11. The path to glory is always rugged. 光荣之路常坎坷。

12. Nothing is difficult to the man who will try. 世上无难事，只要人肯试。 13. The fire is the test of gold;adversity of strong man. 烈火试真金，困苦炼壮士。

14. Great hopes make great man. 远大的希望造就伟大的人物。 15. No way is impossible to courage. 勇士面前无险路。

16. A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner. 平静的大海决不能造就出熟练的水手。 17. The good seaman is known in bad weather. 坏天气下才能识得出良好的海员；要识好海员，须凭坏天气。

18. The best hearts are always the bravest. 行为最勇敢的人心地总是最善良。 19. We must not lie down,and cry,God help us. 求神不如求己。

20. He that falls today may be up again tomorrow. 今天跌倒的人也许明天就会站起。 21. Rome was not built in a day. 罗马并非一日可建成；坚持必成。

22. Success belongs to the persevering. 胜利属于坚忍不拔的人。 23. We must repeat a thousand and one times thatperseverance is the only road to success. 我们要多次重申：不屈不挠是取得胜利的唯一道路。

24. Perseverance is failing nineteen times and succeeding the twentieth. 十九次失败，到第二十次获得成功，这就叫坚持。 25. Step by step the ladder is ascended. 登梯需要逐级登。

26. Adversity leads to prosperity. 困苦通向昌盛。 27. Patience and application will carry us through. 忍耐和专心会使我们度过难关。

28. Fortune often rewards with interest those that have patience to wait for her. 做事只要有耐心，到头总会有好运；耐心候好运，好运常会来。 29. All things will come round to him who will but wait. 只要肯等待，一切都会按时来。

30. Constant dropping wears the stone. 滴水不绝可穿石。 31. Omelets are not made without breaking of eggs. 鸡蛋不打破，蛋卷做不成；不甘愿吃苦，则预期效果达不到。

32. The world is a ladder for some to go up and others to go down. 世界好似一把梯，有人上去有人下。 33. There needs a long apprenticeship to understand the mystery of the world's trade. 要知世事奥秘多，须要长期作学徒。

34. Life is sweet. 生活是可爱的；人无不好生（恶死）。 35. Where there is life,there is hope. 生命不息，希望长在。

36. Life is not all beer and skittles. 人生并不全是吃喝玩乐。 37. Much water runs by the mill that the miller knows not of. 眼前发生许多事，有些我们并不知。

38. Fortune knocks once at least at every man's door. 人人都有走运的一天。 39. If you are too fortunate,you will not know yourself; if you are too unfortunate,nobody will know you. 运气太好，见人不睬；运气太坏，无人理会。

40. Every man is the architect of his own fortune. 每一个人都是自身幸福的建筑师。 41. Happy is he who knows his follies in his youth. 记得年轻时所作蠢事的人是幸福的。

42. Misfortunes never (seldom) come alone (single). 祸不单行。 43. Misfortune is a good teacher. 不幸是良好的教师。

44. Misfortunes come at night. 祸常生于不测。 45. Misfortunes tell us what fortune is. 恶运临头后，才知幸运贵。

46. Adversity makes a man wise,not rich. 患难能使人聪明，但不能使人富有。 47. Live and learn. 活到老，学到老。

48. It is never too old to learn. 为学不怕年高。 49. A man becomes learned by asking questions. 要长学问，就得多问；多问则业精。

50. There is no royal road to learning. 学问无坦途。

4.有关天气的英语谚语20条

早霞不出门，晚霞行千里——Red sky at night,sailor'sdelight.Red sky in the morning,sailor take waring.

日晕三更雨，月晕午时风——Halo around the sun or moon ,rain or snowsoon.

月明星稀——When the stars begin to huddle ,the earth will soon become a puddle.

蚂蚁搬家，天将雨——When ladybugs swarm,expect a day that's warm.

蜜蜂迟归，雨来风吹——If bees stay at home,rain will soon come.if they fiy away ,fine will be the day

回答者：畅安希 - 一派掌门 十三级 1-28 20:40

英语天气谚语~实用

英语天气谚语~实用]英语天气谚语~实用[/glow]早霞不出门，晚霞行千里——Red sky at night,sailor'sdelight.Red sky in the morning,sailor take waring.

日晕三更雨，月晕午时风——Halo around the sun or moon ,rain or snowsoon.

月明星稀——When the stars begin to huddle ,the earth will soon become a puddle.

蚂蚁搬家，天将雨——When ladybugs swarm,expect a day that's warm.

蜜蜂迟归，雨来风吹——If bees stay at home,rain will soon come.if they fiy away ,fine will be the day.

回答者：鞒鞒 - 经理 五级 1-28 20:41

一花独放不是春，百花齐放春满园。

A snow year, a rich year.

瑞雪兆丰年。

A sound mind in a sound body.

有心栽花花不发，无心插柳柳成荫。

Measure for measure.

5.英语20个谚语

Actions speak louder than words. 行动胜于言辞。

2.All good things come to an end. 一切美好的事物皆有终结之时。 3.All's well that ends well. 结局好的就算好。

4.All roads lead to Rome. 条条大路通罗马。 5.Art is long, life is short. 人生朝露，艺业千秋。

6.Bad news travels fast. 坏事传千里。 7.The bait hides the hook. 饵里藏钩；笑里藏刀。

8.Barking dogs seldom bite. 爱叫的狗很少咬人。 9.Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. 情人眼里出西施。

10.The best fish swim near the bottom. 好鱼常在水底游。 11.Better late than never. 迟做总比不做好。

12.A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. 多得不如现得。 13.Birds of a feather flock together. 物以类聚。

14.Blood is thicker than water. 血浓于水。 15.Boys will be boys. 男孩子毕竟是男孩子。

16.A cat has nine lives. 猫有九条命；吉人天相。 17.Catch as catch can. 能捉尽管捉；能拿多少算多少。

18.Diamond cut diamond. 强中更有强中手。 19.Do as I say, not as I do. 照我说的做，别照我做的做。

20.Don't meet trouble half-way. 勿杞人忧天。 21.Don't put all your eggs in one basket. 勿孤注一掷。

22.Don't ride the high horse. 勿摆架子。 23.Easier said than done. 说比做容易。

24.East or west, home is best. 管他东方或西方，家是最好的地方。 25.Easy come, easy go. 来得容易，去得也容易。

26.Every man is his own worst enemy. 一个人最大的敌人就是他自己。 27.Everyone to his taste. 人各有所好。

28.An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth. 以眼还眼，以牙还牙。 29.Fine feathers make fine birds. 人要衣装，马要鞍。

30.A friend in need is a friend indeed. 患难之交才是真正的朋友。 31.The grapes are sour. 葡萄是酸的。

32.Grasp all, lose all. 样样都要，全都失掉。 33.Haste makes waste. 欲速则不达。

34.He laughs best who laughs last. 最后笑的人笑得最得意。 35.He travels the fastest who travels alone. 单独旅行的人走得最快。

36.He who denies all confesses all. 否认一切的人就等于承认了一切。 37.He who hesitates is lost. 踌躇不决者必然失败。

38.He who makes no mistakes makes nothing. 不犯错的人必将一事无成。 39.Health is better than wealth. 健康胜于财富。

40.Healven helps those who help themselves. 自助者天助。 41.History repeats itself. 历史总重演。

42.Honesty is the best policy. 诚实是上上之策。 43.Hunger is the best sause. 饥饿是最好的调味汁。

44.If the cap fits, wear it. 帽子若适合你，就戴上吧。 45.If you want peace, prepare for war. 欲求和平必先备战。

46.Things done can not be undone. 木已成舟。 47.Take a pain for a pleasure all wise man can. 智者能视苦为乐。

48.Take one's courage in both hands. 勇往直前，敢作敢为。 49.Take the rough with the smooth. 即能享乐，也能吃苦。

50.Take the world as it is. 随遇而安。/听其自然。

51.Take things as they come. 既来之，则安之。 52.Take time by the forelock. 要抓住时机。

53.Take time while time is, for time will be away. 机不可失，时不再来。 54.Tall trees catch much wind. 树大招风。

55.Tastes differ. 众口难调。/人各有所好。

56.Teaching others teaches yourself. 教学相长。 57.Tears are the silent language of grief. 眼泪是悲哀的无声言辞。

58.Telling your troubles is swelling your troubles. 诉说烦恼等于增加烦恼。 59.Temperance is the best physic. 克制乃是最好的治疗。

60.Temperance is the greatest of virture. 自我节制是最大的美德。

6.20条英语短谚语（一定短

A bad beginning makes a bad ending.

不善始者不善终。

A bad thing never dies.

遗臭万年。

A bad workman always blames his tools.

不会撑船怪河弯。

A bird in the hand is worth than two in the bush.

一鸟在手胜过双鸟在林。

A boaster and a liar are cousins-german.

吹牛与说谎本是同宗。

A bully is always a coward.

色厉内荏。

A burden of one's choice is not felt.

爱挑的担子不嫌重。

A candle lights others and consumes itself.

蜡烛照亮别人，却毁灭了自己。

A cat has 9 lives.

猫有九条命。

A cat may look at a king.

人人平等。

A close mouth catches no flies.

病从口入。

A constant guest is never welcome.

常客令人厌。

Actions speak louder than words.

事实胜于雄辩。

Adversity leads to prosperity.

穷则思变。

Adversity makes a man wise, not rich.

逆境出人才。

A fair death honors the whole life.

死得其所，流芳百世。

A faithful friend is hard to find.

知音难觅。

A fall into a pit, a gain in your wit.

吃一堑，长一智。

A fox may grow gray, but never good.

江山易改，本性难移。

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

患难见真情。

A good book is a good friend.

好书如挚友。

7.20个英语谚语

1.有志者，事竟成

.Nothing is impossible to a willing heart./Where there is a will there is a way.

2.千里之行，始于足下

.The longest journey begins with the first step.

3.积少成多

.Every little helps.

4.满招损，谦受益

.Pride hurts,modesty benefits.

5.世上唯有贫穷可以不劳而获

.Nothing is to be got without pain but poverty.

6.伟业非一日之功/冰冻三尺非一日之寒

.Rome was not bult in a day.

7.一寸光阴一寸金，寸今难买寸光阴

.Lost years are worse than lost dollars.

8.自助者天助

.God helps those who help themselves.

9.欲速则不达

.More haste,less speed.

10.台上一分钟，台下十年功

.One minute on the stage needs ten years practice off stage.

11.好的开端是成功的一半

.Well begun is half done.

12.酒好不怕巷子深

.Good wine needs no bush.

13.成功源于勤奋

.Industry is the parent of success.

14.英雄所见略同

.Great minds think alike.

15.熟能生巧

.Practice makes perfect.

16.静水流深

.Still waters run deep.

17.滴水穿石

.Little stone fell great oaks.

18.前事不忘，后事之师

.The membrance of the past is the teacher of the future.

19.君子之交淡如水

.A hedge between keeps friendship green.

20.机不可失，时不再来

.Take time while time is,for time will away.

8.英语新年谚语20条（中英文）

1 A cheery New Year hold lots of happiness for you！ 给你特别的祝福，愿新年带给你无边的幸福、如意。

2 May you have the best New Year ever. 愿你度过最美好的新年！ 3 Much joy to you in the up coming year. May the warmest wishes, happy thoughts and friendly greetings come at New Year and stay with you all the year through. 让温馨的祝愿、幸福的思念和友好的祝福，在新年来到你身边，伴你左右。 4 At New Year and always, may peace and love fill your heart, beauty fill your world, and contentment and joy fill your days. 新年的祝福，平日的希冀，愿你心境祥和、充满爱意，愿你的世界全是美满，愿你一切称心如意，快乐无比。

5 May the joy of New Year be with you throughout the year.愿新年的快乐一年四季常在。6 Peace and love for you at New Year from all your students.祝老师新年充满平安和爱。

Wishing you a sparkling New Year and bright happy New Year! May the season bring much pleasure to you. 愿你的新年光彩夺目，愿你的新年灿烂辉煌！佳节快乐！ 7 Wishing you all the blessings of a beautiful New Year season.愿你拥有新年所有美好的祝福。 8 Wishing you all the happiness of the holiday season.祝节日幸福如意。

9 Hope all your New Year dreams come true！愿你所有的新年想都成真！ 10 Hope you enjoy the happiness of New Year and all the trimmings.祝你享尽新年佳节的快乐和新年的礼品。 11 Warm hearted wishes for a happy New Year filled with all your favorite things. 传统佳节之际，献上殷殷祝福，祝新年万事如意！ 12 I wish you a happy New Year. All affection and best wishes to you and yours. 以我所有的爱心与真诚祝你及全家圣诞快乐。

13 In the season of joy I present my sincere wishes and kind thoughts. May the kind of New Year outshine all the rest.在这欢乐的时节给你我最真的祝福和亲切的思念，愿你今年的新年比往年更璀璨。 14May the New Year be a time of laughter and real enjoyment for you. Best wishes. 愿新年不仅是你欢笑的时刻，更是你欣喜的日子。

祝福你。 15May the glow of New Year candle fill your heart with peace and pleasure and make your New Year bright. Have a love filled New Year！愿新年的烛光带给你祥和与喜悦，祝你新年充满爱。

16May the bright and festive glow of New Year candle warm the days all the year through. Hoping you will have a wonderful time enjoying New Year that is happy in every way. 愿明亮喜庆的新年烛光温暖一年中的每个日日夜夜，祝你欢欢喜喜度新年！ 17New Year time is here. I hope you have a wonderful New Year. May every day hold happy hours for you. 新年来临，祝新年快乐，愿你时时刻刻幸福欢乐！ 18 May your New Year be filled with special moment, warmth, peace and happiness, the joy of covered ones near, and wishing you all the joys of Christmas and a year of happiness. 愿你的新年充满温馨，祥和，与亲人团聚的快乐，祝乐陶陶，新年乐无限。 19Warm greetings and best wishes for happiness and good luck in the coming year. 衷心祝福来年快乐、幸运！ 20New Year should be a time of banked-up fines, the scent of flowers and wine, good talk, good memories and loyalties renewed. But if all else is lacking - love will do. 新年是这样美好的时光：炉火熊熊，花儿芬芳，醇酒飘香，殷殷祝福，美好回忆， 恩爱日新。

即便没有一切，只要有爱便足矣。 21May the beauty and joy of New Year remain with you throughout the new year！ 愿新春美景与欢乐常伴随你！ 22New Year's greetings and best wishes！ 致新年贺忱与最美好的祝福。

9.20条英语谚语 5则广告语 10个英语缩写和笑话

英语谚语：1、He sits no sure that sits too high. 高处不胜寒。

2、He that respects not is not respected. 欲受人敬，要先敬人。 3、So said, so done. 说到做到。

言出必行。 4、Haste makes waste. 忙乱易错。

欲速则不达。 5、Better be envied than pitied. 宁被人妒，不受人怜。

6、Although the sun shine, leave not your cloak at home. 未雨绸缪。 7、So the world wags. 这就是人生。

8、One can not be in two places at once. 一心不可二用。 9、No weal without woe. 福兮祸所伏 ， 祸兮福所倚。

10、Little chips light great fires. 星星之火，可以燎原。 11、Like knows like. 惺惺相惜。

12、It is a poor mouse that has only one hole. 狡兔三窟。 13、Dreams are lies. 梦不足信。

14、Do not teach fish to swim. 不要班门弄斧。 15、A light heart live long. 心情开朗寿命长。

不恼不愁，活到白头。 16、An apple a day keeps the doctor away. 每日吃苹果一只，身体健康不求医。

17、Poverty is stranger to industry. 勤劳之人不受穷。 18、Deliberate in counsel, prompt in action. 考虑要仔细 ， 行动要迅速 . 19、One sin opens the door for another. ---German 犯了一次罪恶就会犯另一次罪。

20、One man's meat is another man's poison. 萝卜青菜，各有所爱。 广告语：1、应付别人的指责，常说——我就是我……（雪碧饮料）； 2、九月十日写给导师的贺卡——我们的光彩，来自你的风采。

（沙宣洗发水）； 3、Good to the last drop.滴滴香浓，意犹未尽。（麦斯威尔咖啡） 4、The choice of a new generation.新一代的选择。

（百事可乐） 5、A diamond lasts forever. (De Bierres) 钻石恒久远，一颗永流传。（第比尔斯） 英语缩写：国家1、USA 美国： United States of America 2、UK 英国： United Kingdom 3、PRC 中国： People's Republic of China 4、国际组织、机构、公司： 5、UN 联合国： United Nations 6、UNESCO 联合国教科文组织： United Nations Educational,Scientific and Cultural Organization 7、WTO 世贸组织： World Trade Organization 8、WHO 世界卫生组织： World Health Organization 9、CAAC 中国民航： Civil Aviation Administration of China 10、OPEC 石油输出国组织： Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries 笑话：1、女：“只要有钱，我嫁给谁都行。”

男：“银行的保险柜你嫁吗？”2、我妻子想减肥，所以她每天都去骑马。结果马一个月之中瘦了四十斤。

3、小保姆嗓门特别大，主人叮嘱，今晚来的都是有身份的人，说话务必小声一点。吃完饭，主人客人玩牌，小保姆收拾完想早点休息，于是凑近男主人耳边轻声道：“那我先睡了哈。”

4、一个富翁的女儿要出嫁，他提出：谁能让他的猫先摇头再点头再跳进水里，他就把女儿嫁给他并分他一半家产。有给年轻人来了，问那只猫：“你认识我吗？”那猫摇头。

“你牛B吗？”那猫点头，于是年轻人飞起一脚把猫踢下了水。那个富翁赶紧把猫救了起来，对年轻人说：“你这是犯规，要让猫自愿跳下去。

我再给你一次机会，这次你先让猫点头，再让猫摇头，再跳下水去才行。” 那个年轻人就又问猫：“你认识我吗？”猫点头。

“你丫还牛B吗？”那猫摇头。于是那年轻人又说：“那你知道该怎么办了吗？”那猫自己就跳下了水。

5、有一日，一农妇跑到当地派出所大哭：“报告，俺被强 J了！”“你看清那人模样了吗？”“没看清，不过那人肯定是新手”“你咋知道？”“那人搞了半天都进不去，最后还是俺给扶进去的。

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6、小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房，问：“老板，你们有没有一百个小面包啊？” 老板：“啊，真抱歉，没有那么多” “这样啊。

”小白兔垂头丧气地走了。

第二天，小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房，“老板，有没有一百个小面包啊？” 老板：“对不起，还是没有啊” “这样啊。

”小白兔又垂头丧气地走了。

第三天，小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房，“老板，有没有一百个小面包啊？” 老板高兴的说：“有了，有了，今天我们有一百个小面包了！！” 小白兔掏出钱：“太好了，我买两个！”7、修女搭乘神父的车，途中神父把手搭在修女雪白的大腿上，修女微笑的对神父说：你记得圣经第129条说的是什么吗？神父脸红的把手拿开了.回到家神父急忙打开圣经129条，见上面写着："再深入一点你会得到莫大的快乐！"神父大呼：上帝啊！业务不熟害死人呐！8、一对夫妻想做爱的时候，都会以『洗衣服』做暗号。某日，两夫妻斗嘴吵架后，因为太太正在气头上，而丈夫又有**上的需要，不方便开囗向太太求爱，只好请儿子代为传话：（妈妈，爸爸说他的衣服脏了要洗衣服。）

妈妈很生气说：（跟你爸爸说洗衣机坏了，今天不洗。）又过了几日，这次轮到太太忍不住，於是便叫儿子代为传话：（去跟你爸爸说洗衣机修好了，可以洗衣服了。）

儿子便立即说：（妈妈，爸爸交代说，不用了他自己已经用手洗好了。） 9、讲课时女老师裤子拉链开了，一女生站起来提醒：老师，你门没关！老师一摆手：不管它 ，一会儿教导主任要来参观。

10、汽车上有小伙子放了一个响屁，坐他旁边的女人恶狠狠地连续。

10.20句英语名言或谚语,20句生活中经常说的英语

1、Where there is a will, there is a way. 有志者，事竟成。

2、Well begun is half done. 好的开端是成功的一半。 3、East, west, home is best. 金窝、银窝，不如自己的草窝。

4、There is no royal road to learning. 学无坦途。 5、Look before you leap. First think, then act. 三思而后行。

6、It is never too late to mend. 亡羊补牢，犹为未晚。 7、Light come, light go. 来得容易，去得快。

8、Time is money. 时间就是金钱。 9、A friend in need is a friend indeed. 患难见真交。

10、Great hopes make great man. 远大的希望，造就伟大的人物。 11、After a storm comes a calm. 雨过天晴。

12、All roads lead to Rome. 条条大路通罗马。 13、Art is long, but life is short. 人生有限，学问无涯。

14、Stick to it, and you'll succeed. 只要人有恒，万事都能成。 15、Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. 早睡早起，富裕、聪明、身体好。

16、A good medicine tastes bitter. 良药苦口。 17、It is good to learn at another man's cost. 前车之鉴。

18、Keeping is harder than winning. 创业不易，守业更难。 19、Let's cross the bridge when we come to it. 船到桥头自然直。

20、More haste, less speed. 欲速则不达。 1、A cat may look at a king.人人平等2、A penny saved is a penny earned.省了一分钱，就等于赚了一分钱3、A watched pot never boils.心急吃不了热豆腐4、A word to the wise.明白人用不着细说5、I'm in hot water.十万火急6、It's water under the bridge 过去的就过去了吧7、Beggars can't be choosers.乞丐没有选择的权力8、Better safe than sorry.有备无患，未雨绸缪9、Easy come,easy go.来也匆匆，去也匆匆10、No pains, no gains.不劳则无获 11、Nothing is difficult to the man who will try. 世上无难事，只要肯登攀。

12、Where there is life, there is hope. 生命不息，希望常在。 13、An idle youth, a needy age. 少壮不努力，老大徒伤悲。

14、A plant may produce new flowers; man is young but once. 花有重开日，人无再少年。 15、What may be done at any time will be done at no time. 明日待明日，明日不再来。

16、Live and learn. 活到老学到老。 17、When pigs fly.太阳从西边出来了18、Give me five！击掌！19、Thank God！谢天谢地20、You're going places！你前途无量！ 每一种20个，不多不少。