1.英语谚语,笑话,小知识

英语谚语

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英语小知识：Can Fish Drow

Yes,fish can drown.It isn't the water that keeps fish alive, but the oxygen in the water . Fish breathe through their gills, which draw oxygen from the water. When too many fish crowd together in a small pond or tank,the oxygen in the water may soon be used up.When this happens,the fish suffocate,which is what happens when any animal drowns

鱼会淹死吗

是的。鱼同样会淹死。使鱼能活着的并不是水，而是水中的氧气。鱼用其鳃进行呼吸，从水中吸取氧气。当过多的鱼拥挤在一个小水塘或小水池里时，水中的氧气很快就消耗尽。在这种情况下，鱼就会窒息而死。这与其它动物淹死的情况是完全一样的.

2.给我几句英语谚语、小笑话

1. Virtue Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as a student. When the door finally opened, I felt a compassionate pat on my back, and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me. "You'll get that degree, dear," she whispered. "Perseverance is a virtue." 美 德 获取研究生学位多年以后，我回到位于宾翰顿的纽约州立大学当教员。

一天，电梯里很拥挤，有人抱怨电梯效率太低。我说自我在那里当学生起，20年来电梯一直没有换过。

最后当电梯门打开时，我感到有人在我的背上同情地拍了一下，回过头来我看到一位年长的修女正在朝我微笑。“你会拿到学位的，亲爱的，”她低声说道：“坚持不懈是一种美德。”

2. Difference "I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles. "When I say, 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon." But the graduate students just write it down." 区 别 “研究生班和本科生很容易就能区别开来，”在洛杉矶加利福利亚州立大学给我们研究生上工程学课的老师如此说。“我说‘下午好’，本科生们回答说‘下午好’。

研究生们则把我说的话记在笔记本上。” 3.Too Long The travel editor of a newspaper called, saying she was finally using an article I had written several years earlier. She wanted to be sure the tour information was still correct. "I also wanted to make certain," she sheepishly confessed, "that you're still alive. Whenever the writer has died, I know I've held a story too long." 太久 一家报纸的旅行版编辑打开电话，说她终于决定要采用一篇我几年前写的文章。

她想确定那旅游信息是否还可靠。“我还想确定，”她怯怯地坦白道：“您是否还健在。

每次发现作者已经不在人世了，我才知道我将文章压得太久了。” 4.Charge for Bread and Butter Some years ago, my dad, an attorney, took me to a fancy restaurant in Now York City. When the bill arrived, there was a $1.50 charge for bread and butter. Dad paid the bill, including the charge for bread and butter. However, the next day, he sent a letter to the resturant stating that the charge was uncalled for. Enclosed in the same envelope was a bill for $500 in legal services. Someone from the restaurant called immediately and asked, "What is this $500 bill for? We never ordered any legal services." Dad replied, "I never ordered any bread and butter." The $1.50 was returned without delay. 面包和黄油费 几年前，我当律师的爸爸带我去纽约的一家高档餐馆。

帐单上来时，上面有1.5美元的面包和黄油费。爸爸付了帐，连同面包和黄油的收费一齐付了。

但是第二天，他给餐馆寄了一封信，说那项收费是没有道理的。随信还寄上了一张500美元的法律服务机构的收费单。

餐馆马上打来电话，问道：“这500美元的收费单是怎么回事？我们从来没有要什么法律机构的服务。” 爸爸答道，“我也从来没有要什么面包和黄油。”

那1.5美元立即就寄了回来。 5. Sleeping Pills Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning." "That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday？" 安眠药 鲍勃晚上失眠。

他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。 星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就醒了过来。

他到了办公室，遛达进去，对老板说：“我今天早上起床一点麻烦都没有。” “好啊！”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了？”英文谚语大全 /Article/ShowArticle.asp?ArticleID=275Each bird loves to hear himself sing. 鸟儿都爱听自己唱歌。

Each day brings its own bread. 天无绝人之路。 Each man is the architect of his own fate. 命运掌握在自己手中。

Eagles catch no flies. 大人物不计较小事情。 Eagles fly alone, but sheep flock together. 鹰单飞，羊群集。

Early mistakes are the seeds of future trouble. 早期的错误可以酿成日后的麻烦。 Early sow, early mow. 播种早的收获早。

Early start makes easy stages. 早开始是成功的保证。 Early to bed and early to rise make a man healthy, wealthy and wise. 早睡早起，令人健康、富有而且聪明。

Early wed, early dead. 早婚早夭。 Easier said than done. 说话容易做事难。

East or west, home is best. 在家千日好，出门时时难。 Easy come, easy go. 易得易失。

Eat at pleasure, drink 。

3.求英语谚语格言10条笑话5个

1. Waste not,want not. 俭以防匮。

2. From saving comes having. 富有来自节俭。 3. A penny saved is a penny gained. 省一文是一文。

4. Take care of the pence and the pound will take care of themselves. 金钱积少便成多。 5. Frugality is an estate alone. 节俭本身就是一宗财产。

6. He that regards not a penny,will lavish a pound. 小钱不知节省，大钱将滥花。 7. Small gains bring great wealth. 积小利，成巨富。

8. Many a little makes a mickle. 积少便成多。 9. As the touchstone tries gold,so gold tries man. 试金之石可试金，正如黄金能试人。

10. Courage and resolution are the spirit and soul of virtue. 勇敢和坚决是美德的灵魂。 11. The path to glory is always rugged. 光荣之路常坎坷。

12. Nothing is difficult to the man who will try. 世上无难事，只要人肯试。 13. The fire is the test of gold;adversity of strong man. 烈火试真金，困苦炼壮士。

14. Great hopes make great man. 远大的希望造就伟大的人物。 15. No way is impossible to courage. 勇士面前无险路。

16. A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner. 平静的大海决不能造就出熟练的水手。 17. The good seaman is known in bad weather. 坏天气下才能识得出良好的海员；要识好海员，须凭坏天气。

18. The best hearts are always the bravest. 行为最勇敢的人心地总是最善良。 19. We must not lie down,and cry,God help us. 求神不如求己。

20. He that falls today may be up again tomorrow. 今天跌倒的人也许明天就会站起。 21. Rome was not built in a day. 罗马并非一日可建成；坚持必成。

22. Success belongs to the persevering. 胜利属于坚忍不拔的人。 23. We must repeat a thousand and one times thatperseverance is the only road to success. 我们要多次重申：不屈不挠是取得胜利的唯一道路。

24. Perseverance is failing nineteen times and succeeding the twentieth. 十九次失败，到第二十次获得成功，这就叫坚持。 25. Step by step the ladder is ascended. 登梯需要逐级登。

26. Adversity leads to prosperity. 困苦通向昌盛。 27. Patience and application will carry us through. 忍耐和专心会使我们度过难关。

28. Fortune often rewards with interest those that have patience to wait for her. 做事只要有耐心，到头总会有好运；耐心候好运，好运常会来。 29. All things will come round to him who will but wait. 只要肯等待，一切都会按时来。

30. Constant dropping wears the stone. 滴水不绝可穿石。 31. Omelets are not made without breaking of eggs. 鸡蛋不打破，蛋卷做不成；不甘愿吃苦，则预期效果达不到。

32. The world is a ladder for some to go up and others to go down. 世界好似一把梯，有人上去有人下。 33. There needs a long apprenticeship to understand the mystery of the world's trade. 要知世事奥秘多，须要长期作学徒。

1）找一个朋友，让他先说10遍“老鼠”，然后再说10遍“鼠老”，待他说完“老鼠，老鼠，老鼠，鼠老，鼠老，鼠老”之后，立即问他“猫最怕什么”，几乎可以保证他会答“老鼠”. （2）还有请人朗读古诗“暗湿竹，暗湿绿，暗湿透春竹，暗湿透春绿”，“卧梅又闻花，卧枝伤痕低”之类. （3） 你问他：“一个三点水加一个来是什么？” 他想了一想说：“不确定，涞（LAI）？” 你再问：“一个三点水加一个去呢？” 他80%会说：“。什么字？有这个字吗？去？” 其实应该是“法”。

（4） 伸出1个手指，问别人“这是几” 再次伸出2个手指，问别人“这是几” 再次伸出3个手指，问别人“1+1是几”10人里最多1人答对 （5） 甲：给你讲个故事，从前有个傻子，别人问他什么他都说“没有”，比如问他你吃 饭了吗？他说“没有”，你叫什么？他说“没有”。

唉，对了，你听过这个故事么？乙：没有。

4.英语文章,笑话,谚语

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"

一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问："主啊， 一百万美元对你意味着多少？"上帝回答："一便士."男子又问："那一百万年呢？"上帝说："一秒钟."最后男子请求道："上帝，我能得到一便士吗？"上帝回答："过一秒钟."

once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?"

两个猎人进森林里打猎，其中一个猎人不慎跌倒，两眼翻白，似已停止呼吸。另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话。接线员沉着地说：“第一步，要先确定你的朋友已经死亡。”于是，接线员在电话里听到一声枪响，然后听到那猎人接着问：“第二步怎办？”

Cat and Mice

Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.

" What's in your box?" asked the friend.

"A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catch them."

"But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend.

"So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown.

布朗夫人去拜访一位朋友，她拿着一个顶部扎满了小眼儿的盒子。“盒子里装的是什么？”朋友问道。“一只小猫，”布朗夫人回答说，“你知道我晚上睡觉总梦见老鼠，我非常害怕。这只猫可以抓住那些老鼠。”“可老鼠都是假想的呀。”朋友说。“小猫也是假想的。”布朗夫人小声说道。

I think that I'm a chicken

Psychiatrist:What's your problem?

Patient:I think I'm a chicken.

Psychiatrist:How long has this been going on?

Patient:Ever since I was an egg!

精神病医师：你哪里不舒服？

病人：我认为我是一只鸡。

精神病医师：这种情况从什么时候开始的？

病人：从我还是一只蛋的时候开始。

很难收到的，选我噻

5.20条英语谚语 5则广告语 10个英语缩写和笑话

英语谚语：1、He sits no sure that sits too high. 高处不胜寒。

2、He that respects not is not respected. 欲受人敬，要先敬人。 3、So said, so done. 说到做到。

言出必行。 4、Haste makes waste. 忙乱易错。

欲速则不达。 5、Better be envied than pitied. 宁被人妒，不受人怜。

6、Although the sun shine, leave not your cloak at home. 未雨绸缪。 7、So the world wags. 这就是人生。

8、One can not be in two places at once. 一心不可二用。 9、No weal without woe. 福兮祸所伏 ， 祸兮福所倚。

10、Little chips light great fires. 星星之火，可以燎原。 11、Like knows like. 惺惺相惜。

12、It is a poor mouse that has only one hole. 狡兔三窟。 13、Dreams are lies. 梦不足信。

14、Do not teach fish to swim. 不要班门弄斧。 15、A light heart live long. 心情开朗寿命长。

不恼不愁，活到白头。 16、An apple a day keeps the doctor away. 每日吃苹果一只，身体健康不求医。

17、Poverty is stranger to industry. 勤劳之人不受穷。 18、Deliberate in counsel, prompt in action. 考虑要仔细 ， 行动要迅速 . 19、One sin opens the door for another. ---German 犯了一次罪恶就会犯另一次罪。

20、One man's meat is another man's poison. 萝卜青菜，各有所爱。 广告语：1、应付别人的指责，常说——我就是我……（雪碧饮料）； 2、九月十日写给导师的贺卡——我们的光彩，来自你的风采。

（沙宣洗发水）； 3、Good to the last drop.滴滴香浓，意犹未尽。（麦斯威尔咖啡） 4、The choice of a new generation.新一代的选择。

（百事可乐） 5、A diamond lasts forever. (De Bierres) 钻石恒久远，一颗永流传。（第比尔斯） 英语缩写：国家1、USA 美国： United States of America 2、UK 英国： United Kingdom 3、PRC 中国： People's Republic of China 4、国际组织、机构、公司： 5、UN 联合国： United Nations 6、UNESCO 联合国教科文组织： United Nations Educational,Scientific and Cultural Organization 7、WTO 世贸组织： World Trade Organization 8、WHO 世界卫生组织： World Health Organization 9、CAAC 中国民航： Civil Aviation Administration of China 10、OPEC 石油输出国组织： Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries 笑话：1、女：“只要有钱，我嫁给谁都行。”

男：“银行的保险柜你嫁吗？”2、我妻子想减肥，所以她每天都去骑马。结果马一个月之中瘦了四十斤。

3、小保姆嗓门特别大，主人叮嘱，今晚来的都是有身份的人，说话务必小声一点。吃完饭，主人客人玩牌，小保姆收拾完想早点休息，于是凑近男主人耳边轻声道：“那我先睡了哈。”

4、一个富翁的女儿要出嫁，他提出：谁能让他的猫先摇头再点头再跳进水里，他就把女儿嫁给他并分他一半家产。有给年轻人来了，问那只猫：“你认识我吗？”那猫摇头。

“你牛B吗？”那猫点头，于是年轻人飞起一脚把猫踢下了水。那个富翁赶紧把猫救了起来，对年轻人说：“你这是犯规，要让猫自愿跳下去。

我再给你一次机会，这次你先让猫点头，再让猫摇头，再跳下水去才行。” 那个年轻人就又问猫：“你认识我吗？”猫点头。

“你丫还牛B吗？”那猫摇头。于是那年轻人又说：“那你知道该怎么办了吗？”那猫自己就跳下了水。

5、有一日，一农妇跑到当地派出所大哭：“报告，俺被强 J了！”“你看清那人模样了吗？”“没看清，不过那人肯定是新手”“你咋知道？”“那人搞了半天都进不去，最后还是俺给扶进去的。

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6、小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房，问：“老板，你们有没有一百个小面包啊？” 老板：“啊，真抱歉，没有那么多” “这样啊。

”小白兔垂头丧气地走了。

第二天，小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房，“老板，有没有一百个小面包啊？” 老板：“对不起，还是没有啊” “这样啊。

”小白兔又垂头丧气地走了。

第三天，小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房，“老板，有没有一百个小面包啊？” 老板高兴的说：“有了，有了，今天我们有一百个小面包了！！” 小白兔掏出钱：“太好了，我买两个！”7、修女搭乘神父的车，途中神父把手搭在修女雪白的大腿上，修女微笑的对神父说：你记得圣经第129条说的是什么吗？神父脸红的把手拿开了.回到家神父急忙打开圣经129条，见上面写着："再深入一点你会得到莫大的快乐！"神父大呼：上帝啊！业务不熟害死人呐！8、一对夫妻想做爱的时候，都会以『洗衣服』做暗号。某日，两夫妻斗嘴吵架后，因为太太正在气头上，而丈夫又有**上的需要，不方便开囗向太太求爱，只好请儿子代为传话：（妈妈，爸爸说他的衣服脏了要洗衣服。）

妈妈很生气说：（跟你爸爸说洗衣机坏了，今天不洗。）又过了几日，这次轮到太太忍不住，於是便叫儿子代为传话：（去跟你爸爸说洗衣机修好了，可以洗衣服了。）

儿子便立即说：（妈妈，爸爸交代说，不用了他自己已经用手洗好了。） 9、讲课时女老师裤子拉链开了，一女生站起来提醒：老师，你门没关！老师一摆手：不管它 ，一会儿教导主任要来参观。

10、汽车上有小伙子放了一个响屁，坐他旁边的女人恶狠狠地连续。

6.谁能帮我找英语谚语20条,5个英语笑话（中英）和10条英语日常用语

英语谚语1.A bad beginning makes a bad ending. 不善始者不善终。

2.A bad thing never dies. 遗臭万年。 3.A bad workman always blames his tools.不会撑船怪河弯。

4.A bird in the hand is worth than two in the bush.一鸟在手胜过双鸟在林。 5.A boaster and a liar are cousins-german.吹牛与说谎本是同宗。

6.A bully is always a coward. 色厉内荏。 7.A burden of one's choice is not felt. 爱挑的担子不嫌重。

8.A candle lights others and consumes itself. 蜡烛照亮别人，却毁灭了自己。 9.A cat has 9 lives. 猫有九条命。

10.A cat may look at a king. 人人平等。 11.A close mouth catches no flies. 病从口入。

12.A constant guest is never welcome. 常客令人厌。 13.Actions speak louder than words. 事实胜于雄辩。

14.Adversity leads to prosperity. 穷则思变。 15.Adversity makes a man wise, not rich. 逆境出人才。

16.A fair death honors the whole life. 死得其所，流芳百世。 17.A faithful friend is hard to find. 知音难觅。

18.A fall into a pit, a gain in your wit. 吃一堑，长一智。 19.A fox may grow gray, but never good. 江山易改，本性难移。

20.A friend in need is a friend indeed. 患难见真情。英语笑话1 A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying！！一个小男孩问他的爸爸，结婚要花多少钱？爸爸说：我不知道，因为我仍然在付帐。

2 A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?" "Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday." "Well done. Who was that?" "My granny." "Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad." "Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'！"一个主日学校校（基督教教会为了向儿童灌输宗教思想， 在星期天开办的儿童班）的老师在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。“现在，孩子们，”她说：“你们当中有谁让别人高兴过？” “我，老师，”一个小男孩说：“昨天我就使别人高兴过。”

“做得好，是谁呢？” “我奶奶。” “好孩子。

现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。” “是这样的，老师。

我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说：‘奶奶，我要回家了。

’她说：‘啊，我很高兴！3 Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes. The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt took Dick into the kitchen. She gave him a nice cake and a knife and said to him, "Now here's a knife, Dick. Cut this cake in half and give one of the pieces to your sister, but remember to do it like a gentleman." "Like a gentleman?" Dick asked. "How do gentlemen do it?" "They always give the bigger piece to the other person." answered his aunt at once. "Oh" said Dick. He thought about this for a few seconds. Then he took the cake to his sister and said to her,"Cut this cake in half, Catherine.". 迪克年龄七岁，他的妹妹凯瑟琳五岁。一天，妈妈把他们带到姨妈家去玩，自己就到大城市去买些新的衣服。

孩子们玩了个把小时，在四点半的时候，姨妈领着迪克走进了厨房。她交给迪克一块精美的蛋糕和一把刀子，并对他说：“喏，迪克，给你刀子，把这块蛋糕一切为二，给你妹妹一块。

不过，你得记住要做得像一个绅士那样。” 迪克问：“像一个绅士？绅士怎样做呢？” 他姨妈马上回答说：“绅士总是把大的一块让给别人的。”

迪克说了一声“噢”。他对此想了一会，然后，他把蛋糕拿给妹妹，并对她说：“凯瑟琳，你来把这块蛋糕一切为二吧。”

4 Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them?Stan: In the bathroom 。Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?Stan: Blindfold them！斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。

弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？斯丹：浴室。弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办？斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛！5 George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, “can Albert come out to play? ”“ No,” said the mother, “it's too cold. ”“ Well, then, ” said George, “ can his football come out to play ？ ”乔冶敲着他朋友家的门。

当朋友的妈妈来应门时，他问：“阿尔伯特可以出来玩吗？ ”“ 不行， ” 那位妈妈说， “ 天气太冷了。 ”“ 噢，那么， ” 乔冶， “ 他的足球可以出来玩吗？ 出国必备英文日常用语 ▲Potluck Party 一种聚餐方式，主人准备场地和餐具，叁加的人必须带一道菜准备饮料，最好事先问问主人的意思。

▲Pull over！把车子开到旁边。 ▲Drop me a line！写封信给我。

▲Give me a ring. = 。

7.笑话..经典名句.经典谚语..要英语的..

After rain comes the sunshine.

初试不成功，try.

有其父必有其子！

时间不等人

Practise makes perfect,a rich year，犹如航海而无指南针，努力勿懈怠。

2.Ruskin

生活而无目标.

-----J.If at first you don'.

瑞雪兆丰年，seize the hour.Like father.Living without an aim is like sailing without a compass，只争朝夕

Time and tide wait for no man .

一万年太久.I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past,try again,seize the day .

苦尽甘来，而致力于未来的梦想，like son;t succeed。

3.

-----Thomas Jefferson

我不缅怀过去的历史Ten thousand years are too long .鲁斯金

6.熟能生巧

A snow year。

——-J。

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8.急求有哲理的英语谚语30句,英语笑话3个

have my limit 我的忍耐度有限 don't brush me off 不要敷衍我 let's get it straight 我们打开天窗说亮话吧 we sang the same songs 我们志同道合 speak of the devil 说曹操， 曹操就到 man proposes and god disposes 谋事在人成事在天 to look one way and row another声东击西 . to suffer for one's wisdom. 聪明反被聪明误 to kick against the pricks 螳臂挡车 . pearls of wisdom 至理名言 beyond one's grasp. 鞭长莫及 strick the iron when it is hot 趁热打铁 prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them. 富贵结朋友， 患难见真情 A bad thing never dies. 遗臭万年 A bully is always a coward. 色厉内荏 A close mouth catches no flies. 病从口入 Actions speak louder than words. 事实胜于雄辩 A fox may grow gray, but never good. 江山易改，本性难移 A miss is as good as a mile. 失之毫厘，差之千里 An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. 以眼还眼，以牙还牙 A word spoken is past recalling. 一言既出，驷马难追 A young idler, an old beggar. 少壮不努力，老大徒伤悲 Beauty lies in the love's eyes. 情人眼里出西施 Let me take it down An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ." "Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know." 为我所用 一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”

“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。

“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。 Seven Dogs (Two) Teacher: Now Thomas, what do five and one make? (No answer) Suppose I gave you five dogs and then anoher dog, how many dogs would you have. Thomas: Seven. Teacher: Seven? Why would you have seven? Thomas: Because I ve got a dog of my own at home. 译文： 七只狗 老师：现在，汤玛斯，五加一等于多少？（没有回答）假设我给你五只狗，再给你另一只，你就有几只狗了？ 汤玛斯：七只。

老师：七只？怎么会有七只？ 汤玛斯：因为我家里自己也有一只狗。 中文： 十分简单 某日上课，老师宣布下节课小考。

小明紧张地立即举手问老师会不会考得很难，老师只说了一句：“十分简单。”乐得大家拍手叫好，可是考完之后，每个人都惨不忍睹，怎么会简单呢？ 于是小明又问老师，只听老师说：“我可没有说错哦，‘十分’简单，剩下‘九十分’很难！” 英文： Extremely simple Some date attends class, teacher under announcement festivalclass midterm exam. Young Ming anxiously immediately raises hand askedteacher can test very much difficultly, teacher only said: "Isextremely simple." Is happy everybody to clap the hands and shoutpraise, after but tests, each people all horrible to look at, how canbe simple? Thereupon young Ming also asks teacher, only listens to teacher tosay: "I may not speak incorrectly oh, ' ten points ' simple, is forleft over ' 90 minute ' to be very difficult!"。