搞笑英语谚语大全
发布者：王俊林2020-10-28
1.2篇英语笑话,每篇150词左右
1. Virtue Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as a student.When the door finally opened, I felt a compassionate pat on my back, and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me. "You'll get that degree, dear," she whispered. "Perseverance is a virtue." 美 德 获取研究生学位多年以后，我回到位于宾翰顿的纽约州立大学当教员。
一天，电梯里很拥挤，有人抱怨电梯效率太低。我说自我在那里当学生起，20年来电梯一直没有换过。
最后当电梯门打开时，我感到有人在我的背上同情地拍了一下，回过头来我看到一位年长的修女正在朝我微笑。“你会拿到学位的，亲爱的，”她低声说道：“坚持不懈是一种美德。”
2. Difference"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles. "When I say, 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon." But the graduate students just write it down." 区 别 “研究生班和本科生很容易就能区别开来，”在洛杉矶加利福利亚州立大学给我们研究生上工程学课的老师如此说。“我说‘下午好’，本科生们回答说‘下午好’。
研究生们则把我说的话记在笔记本上。”3.Too Long The travel editor of a newspaper called, saying she was finally using an article I had written several years earlier. She wanted to be sure the tour information was still correct. "I also wanted to make certain," she sheepishly confessed, "that you're still alive. Whenever the writer has died, I know I've held a story too long." 太久 一家报纸的旅行版编辑打开电话，说她终于决定要采用一篇我几年前写的文章。
她想确定那旅游信息是否还可靠。“我还想确定，”她怯怯地坦白道：“您是否还健在。
每次发现作者已经不在人世了，我才知道我将文章压得太久了。”4.Charge for Bread and Butter Some years ago, my dad, an attorney, took me to a fancy restaurant in Now York City. When the bill arrived, there was a $1.50 charge for bread and butter. Dad paid the bill, including the charge for bread and butter. However, the next day, he sent a letter to the resturant stating that the charge was uncalled for. Enclosed in the same envelope was a bill for $500 in legal services.Someone from the restaurant called immediately and asked, "What is this $500 bill for? We never ordered any legal services." Dad replied, "I never ordered any bread and butter." The $1.50 was returned without delay.面包和黄油费 几年前，我当律师的爸爸带我去纽约的一家高档餐馆。
帐单上来时，上面有1.5美元的面包和黄油费。爸爸付了帐，连同面包和黄油的收费一齐付了。
但是第二天，他给餐馆寄了一封信，说那项收费是没有道理的。随信还寄上了一张500美元的法律服务机构的收费单。
餐馆马上打来电话，问道：“这500美元的收费单是怎么回事？我们从来没有要什么法律机构的服务。” 爸爸答道，“我也从来没有要什么面包和黄油。”
那1.5美元立即就寄了回来。5. Sleeping Pills Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning.""That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday？" 安眠药 鲍勃晚上失眠。
他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就醒了过来。
他到了办公室，遛达进去，对老板说：“我今天早上起床一点麻烦都没有。” “好啊！”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了？” 英文谚语大全 /Article/ShowArticle.asp?ArticleID=275 Each bird loves to hear himself sing. 鸟儿都爱听自己唱歌。
Each day brings its own bread. 天无绝人之路。Each man is the architect of his own fate. 命运掌握在自己手中。
Eagles catch no flies. 大人物不计较小事情。Eagles fly alone, but sheep flock together. 鹰单飞，羊群集。
Early mistakes are the seeds of future trouble. 早期的错误可以酿成日后的麻烦。Early sow, early mow. 播种早的收获早。
Early start makes easy stages. 早开始是成功的保证。Early to bed and early to rise make a man healthy, wealthy and wise. 早睡早起，令人健康、富有而且聪明。
2.英语谚语,笑话,小知识
英语谚语
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英语小知识：Can Fish Drow
Yes,fish can drown.It isn't the water that keeps fish alive, but the oxygen in the water . Fish breathe through their gills, which draw oxygen from the water. When too many fish crowd together in a small pond or tank,the oxygen in the water may soon be used up.When this happens,the fish suffocate,which is what happens when any animal drowns
鱼会淹死吗
是的。鱼同样会淹死。使鱼能活着的并不是水，而是水中的氧气。鱼用其鳃进行呼吸，从水中吸取氧气。当过多的鱼拥挤在一个小水塘或小水池里时，水中的氧气很快就消耗尽。在这种情况下，鱼就会窒息而死。这与其它动物淹死的情况是完全一样的.
3.给我几句英语谚语、小笑话
1. Virtue Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as a student. When the door finally opened, I felt a compassionate pat on my back, and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me. "You'll get that degree, dear," she whispered. "Perseverance is a virtue." 美 德 获取研究生学位多年以后，我回到位于宾翰顿的纽约州立大学当教员。
一天，电梯里很拥挤，有人抱怨电梯效率太低。我说自我在那里当学生起，20年来电梯一直没有换过。
最后当电梯门打开时，我感到有人在我的背上同情地拍了一下，回过头来我看到一位年长的修女正在朝我微笑。“你会拿到学位的，亲爱的，”她低声说道：“坚持不懈是一种美德。”
2. Difference "I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles. "When I say, 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon." But the graduate students just write it down." 区 别 “研究生班和本科生很容易就能区别开来，”在洛杉矶加利福利亚州立大学给我们研究生上工程学课的老师如此说。“我说‘下午好’，本科生们回答说‘下午好’。
研究生们则把我说的话记在笔记本上。” 3.Too Long The travel editor of a newspaper called, saying she was finally using an article I had written several years earlier. She wanted to be sure the tour information was still correct. "I also wanted to make certain," she sheepishly confessed, "that you're still alive. Whenever the writer has died, I know I've held a story too long." 太久 一家报纸的旅行版编辑打开电话，说她终于决定要采用一篇我几年前写的文章。
她想确定那旅游信息是否还可靠。“我还想确定，”她怯怯地坦白道：“您是否还健在。
每次发现作者已经不在人世了，我才知道我将文章压得太久了。” 4.Charge for Bread and Butter Some years ago, my dad, an attorney, took me to a fancy restaurant in Now York City. When the bill arrived, there was a $1.50 charge for bread and butter. Dad paid the bill, including the charge for bread and butter. However, the next day, he sent a letter to the resturant stating that the charge was uncalled for. Enclosed in the same envelope was a bill for $500 in legal services. Someone from the restaurant called immediately and asked, "What is this $500 bill for? We never ordered any legal services." Dad replied, "I never ordered any bread and butter." The $1.50 was returned without delay. 面包和黄油费 几年前，我当律师的爸爸带我去纽约的一家高档餐馆。
帐单上来时，上面有1.5美元的面包和黄油费。爸爸付了帐，连同面包和黄油的收费一齐付了。
但是第二天，他给餐馆寄了一封信，说那项收费是没有道理的。随信还寄上了一张500美元的法律服务机构的收费单。
餐馆马上打来电话，问道：“这500美元的收费单是怎么回事？我们从来没有要什么法律机构的服务。” 爸爸答道，“我也从来没有要什么面包和黄油。”
那1.5美元立即就寄了回来。 5. Sleeping Pills Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning." "That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday？" 安眠药 鲍勃晚上失眠。
他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。 星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就醒了过来。
他到了办公室，遛达进去，对老板说：“我今天早上起床一点麻烦都没有。” “好啊！”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了？”英文谚语大全 /Article/ShowArticle.asp?ArticleID=275Each bird loves to hear himself sing. 鸟儿都爱听自己唱歌。
Each day brings its own bread. 天无绝人之路。 Each man is the architect of his own fate. 命运掌握在自己手中。
Eagles catch no flies. 大人物不计较小事情。 Eagles fly alone, but sheep flock together. 鹰单飞，羊群集。
Early mistakes are the seeds of future trouble. 早期的错误可以酿成日后的麻烦。 Early sow, early mow. 播种早的收获早。
Early start makes easy stages. 早开始是成功的保证。 Early to bed and early to rise make a man healthy, wealthy and wise. 早睡早起，令人健康、富有而且聪明。
Early wed, early dead. 早婚早夭。 Easier said than done. 说话容易做事难。
East or west, home is best. 在家千日好，出门时时难。 Easy come, easy go. 易得易失。
Eat at pleasure, drink 。
4.求 英语谚语 俗语 或 有趣表达 要转业的
1. have a whale of a time.玩的非常痛快；过的非常愉快。
2. a whale of a victory.巨大的胜利。 3. a lion of a man.非常勇敢得人。
4. a lamb of a temper.羔羊般的柔顺。5. a little shrimp of a fellow.一个小的像虾米似的人。
6. an odd/a queer fish .古怪的人，难以理解得人。——from: /Article_Show.asp?ArticleID=1414另：A bad beginning makes a bad ending.不善始者不善终。
A bad workman always blames his tools.不会撑船怪河弯。 A bird in the hand is worth than two in the bush. 一鸟在手胜过双鸟在林。
A bad thing never dies.遗臭万年。A boaster and a liar are cousins-german.吹牛与说谎本是同宗。
A bully is always a coward.色厉内荏A burden of one's choice is not felt.爱挑的担子不嫌重。 A candle lights others and consumes itself.蜡烛照亮别人毁灭了自己。
Close mouth catches no flies.病从口入A cat has 9 lives.猫有九条命。 A cat may look at a king.人人平等。
A constant guest is never welcome.常客令人厌。 Actions speak louder than words事实胜于雄辩。
Adversity leads to prosperity.穷则思变。 Adversity makes a man wise, not rich.逆境出人才。
A fair death honors the whole life.死得其所，流芳百世。 A faithful friend is hard to find.知音难觅。
A fall into a pit, a gain in your wit.吃一堑，长一智。 A fox may grow gray, but never good.江山易改，本性难移。
A friend in need is a friend indeed.患难见真情。 A friend is easier lost than found.得朋友难，失朋友易。
A friend is never known till a man has need.需要之时方知友。 A friend without faults will never be found.没有十全十美的 ‘After you' is good manners.您先请”是礼貌。
A good beginning is half done.良好的开端是成功的一半。 A good beginning makes a good ending.善始者善终。
A good book is a good friend.好书如挚友。 A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. 一本好书，相伴一生。
A good conscience is a soft pillow.不做亏心事，不怕鬼叫门。 A good fame is better than a good face. 美名胜过美貌。
A good husband makes a good wife.夫善则妻贤。 A good medicine tastes bitter.良药苦口。
A good wife health is a man's best wealth.妻贤身体好是男人最大的财富。 A great talker is a great liar.说大话者多谎言。
A light heart lives long.静以修身。A hedge between keeps friendship green.君子之交淡如水。
A joke never gains an enemy but loses a friend.戏谑不能化敌为友，只能使人失去朋友。 A leopard cannot change its spots.积习难改。
A liar is not believed when he speaks the truth说谎者即使讲真话也没人相信。 A little body often harbors a great soul.浓缩的都是精品。
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.一知半解，自欺欺人。 A little pot is soon hot.狗肚子盛不得四两油。
All are brave when the enemy flies.敌人逃窜时，人人都成了勇士。 All good things come to an end.天下没有不散的筵席。
All rivers run into sea.海纳百川。All roads lead to Rome.条条大路通罗马。
All that ends well is well.结果好，就一切都好。 All that glitters is not gold.闪光的不一定都是金子。
All things are difficult before they are easy.凡事总是由难而易。 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.只会用功不玩耍，聪明孩子也变傻。
A man becomes learned by asking questions.不耻下问才能有学问。 A man can do no more than he can.凡事都应量力而行。
A man cannot spin and reel at the same time.一心不能二用。 A man is known by his friends.什么人交什么朋友。
A man of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds.光说空话不做事，犹如花园光长刺。 A man without money is no man at all一分钱难倒英雄汉。
A merry heart goes all the way.心旷神怡，事事顺利。 A miss is as good as a mile. 失之毫厘，差之千里。
A mother's love never changes.母爱永恒。 An apple a day keeps the doctor away.一天一苹果，不用请医生。
A new broom sweeps clean.新官上任三把火。 An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.以眼还眼，以牙还牙。
An hour in the morning is worth two in the evening.一日之计在于晨。 An old dog cannot learn new tricks.老狗学不出新把戏。
An ounce of luck is better than a pound of wisdom.聪明才智，不如运气。 An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.预防为主，治疗为辅。
A rolling stone gathers no moss.滚石不生苔，转业不聚财。 As a man sows, so he shall reap.种瓜得瓜，种豆得豆。
A single flower does not make a spring.一花独放不是春百花齐放春满园。 A snow year, a rich year.瑞雪兆丰年。
A sound mind in a sound body.健全的精神寓于健康的身体。 A still tongue makes a wise head.寡言者智。
A stitch in time saves nine.小洞不补，大洞吃苦。 A straight foot is not afraid of a crooked shoe.身正不怕影子斜。
A wise head makes a close mouth.真人不露相，露相非真人。 A 。
5.英语短谚语翻译
网上有很多，以下作参考：A bad beginning makes a bad ending.不善始者不善终。
A bad thing never dies.遗臭万年。 A bad workman always blames his tools.不会撑船怪河弯。
A bird in the hand is worth than two in the bush.一鸟在手胜过双鸟在林。 A boaster and a liar are cousins-german.吹牛与说谎本是同宗。
A bully is always a coward.色厉内荏。 A burden of one's choice is not felt.爱挑的担子不嫌重。
A candle lights others and consumes itself.蜡烛照亮别人，却毁灭了自己。 A cat has 9 lives.猫有九条命。
A cat may look at a king.猫也可以打量国王，意为人人平等。 A close mouth catches no flies.病从口入。
A constant guest is never welcome.常客令人厌。 Actions speak louder than words.事实胜于雄辩。
Adversity leads to prosperity.穷则思变。 Adversity makes a man wise, not rich.逆境出人才。
A fair death honors the whole life.死得其所，流芳百世。 A faithful friend is hard to find.知音难觅。
A fall into a pit, a gain in your wit.吃一堑，长一智。 A fox may grow gray, but never good.江山易改，本性难移。
A friend in need is a friend indeed.患难见真情。 A friend is easier lost than found.得朋友难，失朋友易。
A friend is never known till a man has need.需要之时方知友。 A friend without faults will never be found.没有十全十美的朋友。
'After you' is good manners.“您先请”是礼貌。 A good beginning is half done.良好的开端是成功的一半。
A good beginning makes a good ending.善始者善终。 A good book is a good friend.好书如挚友。
A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever.一本好书，相伴一生。 A good conscience is a soft pillow.不做亏心事，不怕鬼叫门。
A good fame is better than a good face.美名胜过美貌。 A good husband makes a good wife.夫善则妻贤。
A good medicine tastes bitter.良药苦口。 A good wife health is a man's best wealth.妻贤身体好是男人最大的财富。
A great talker is a great liar.说大话者多谎言。 A hedge between keeps friendship green.君子之交淡如水。
A joke never gains an enemy but loses a friend.戏谑不能化敌为友，只能使人失去朋友。 A leopard cannot change its spots.积习难改。
A liar is not believed when he speaks the truth.说谎者即使讲真话也没人相信。 A light heart lives long.静以修身。
A little body often harbors a great soul.浓缩的都是精品。 A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.一知半解，自欺欺人。
A little pot is soon hot.狗肚子盛不得四两油。 All are brave when the enemy flies.敌人逃窜时，人人都成了勇士。
All good things come to an end.天下没有不散的筵席。 All rivers run into sea.海纳百川。
All roads lead to Rome.条条大路通罗马。 All that ends well is well.结果好，就一切都好。
All that glitters is not gold.闪光的不一定都是金子。 All things are difficult before they are easy.凡事总是由难而易。
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.只会用功不玩耍，聪明孩子也变傻。 A man becomes learned by asking questions.不耻下问才能有学问。
A man can do no more than he can.凡事都应量力而行。 A man cannot spin and reel at the same time.一心不能二用。
A man is known by his friends.什么人交什么朋友。 A man of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds.光说空话不做事，犹如花园光长刺。
A man without money is no man at all.一分钱难倒英雄汉。 A merry heart goes all the way.心旷神怡，事事顺利。
A miss is as good as a mile.失之毫厘，差之千里。 A mother's love never changes.母爱永恒。
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.一天一苹果，不用请医生。 A new broom sweeps clean.新官上任三把火。
An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.以眼还眼，以牙还牙。 An hour in the morning is worth two in the evening.一日之计在于晨。
An old dog cannot learn new tricks.老狗学不出新把戏。 An ounce of luck is better than a pound of wisdom.聪明才智，不如运气。
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.预防为主，治疗为辅。 A rolling stone gathers no moss.滚石不生苔，转业不聚财。
As a man sows, so he shall reap.种瓜得瓜，种豆得豆。 A single flower does not make a spring.一花独放不是春，百花齐放春满园。
A snow year, a rich year.瑞雪兆丰年。 A sound mind in a sound body.健全的精神寓于健康的身体。
A still tongue makes a wise head.寡言者智。 A stitch in time saves nine.小洞不补，大洞吃苦。
A straight foot is not afraid of a crooked shoe.身正不怕影子斜。 A wise head makes a close mouth.真人不露相，露相非真人。
A word spoken is past recalling.一言既出，驷马难追。 A year's plan starts with spring.一年之计在于春。
A young idler, an old beggar.少壮不努力，老大徒伤悲。 Bad news has wings.好事不出门，坏事传千里。
Barking dogs seldom bite.吠犬不咬人。 Beauty lies in the love's eye。
6.求经典的英语翻译句子
1.The more mistakes you make ,the more progress you make.2.the man who has made up his to win will never say impossible.3.He who doesn't go to the great wall is not a true man 4.believe in yourself ,you are the best 5.I 'm holding on forever reaching for a love that seems so far .6.compared to others have been though ,you are lucky.7.time goes by tears will everlasting.8.when you are down and out ,there's seems no hope at all,but if you just believe ,there's no way we can fall.9.No more letters came come from her , I know that she no longer worked in China.10.find a place i love the most where the fields are green to see you once again。
7.中文谚语大全
学生谚语大全 一、朋友与敌人1、有福同享，有难同当。
2.邻居好，赛金宝。3.远亲不如近邻，近邻不抵对门。
4.老乡见老乡，两眼泪汪汪。5.在家靠父母，出门靠朋友。
6.交人交心，浇花浇根。7.岁寒知松柏，患难见交情。
8.路遥知马力，日久见人心。9.酒逢知己千杯少，话不投机半句多。
10.有缘千里来相会，无缘对面不相识。11.多个朋友多条路，多个冤家多堵墙。
12.宁喝朋友的白水，不吃敌人的蜂蜜。13. 人多计谋广，柴多火焰高。
14.朋友千个少，敌人一个多。15.仇人相见，分外眼红。
16.弱敌不可轻，强敌不可畏。二、时间与金钱17.不怕慢，就怕站。
18.机不可失，时不再来。19.时间像生命，一刻值千金。
20.花儿凋谢不再开，光阴一去不再来。21.今朝有事今朝做，莫将忙事待明天。
22.一寸光阴一寸金，寸金难买寸光阴。23.追赶时间的人，生活就会宠爱他；放弃时间的人，生活就会冷落他。
24.浪费时间，等于缩短生命。三、求知与学艺25.无事不登三宝殿。
26.精益求精，艺无止境。27.台上三分钟，台下十年功。
28.三百六十行，行行出状元。29.世上无难事，只怕有心人。
30.玉不琢，不成器；人不学，不知道。31.水不流会发臭，人不学会落后。
32.活到老，学到老，一生一世学不了。33.不怕学不成，只怕心不诚。
34.学如逆水行舟，不进则退。35.内行看门道，外行看热闹。
36.钟不敲不鸣，人不学不灵。37.早起多长一智，晚睡多增一闻。
38.平时不烧香，临时抱佛脚。四、学习方法39.书读百遍，其义自见。
（多读）40.拳不离手，曲不离口。（多练）41.好学深思，心知其义。
（多思）42.学问学问，边学边问。（多问）43.三人行，必有我师。
（多问）44.好记性不如烂笔头。（多记）45.书本不常翻，犹如一块砖。
（多读）46.读书破万卷，下笔如有神。（多读）47.常说嘴里顺，常写手不笨。
（多写）五、美好与丑恶48.人过留名，雁过留声。49.老鼠过街，人人喊打。
50.多行不义必自毙。51.家丑不可外扬。
52.三分像人，七分像鬼。53.人中吕布，马中赤兔。
六、勤劳与懒惰54.勤劳是个宝，一生离不了。55.一分耕耘，一分收获。
56.细水长流，吃穿不愁。57.勤是摇钱树，俭是聚宝盆。
58.鸟美在羽毛，人美在勤劳。59.一勤生百巧，一懒生百病。
60.勤人睡成懒人，懒人睡成病人。61.不怕家里穷，只怕出懒虫。
62.饭来张口，衣来伸手。63.天上掉下馅饼来。
七、诚实与虚伪64.真的假不了，假的真不了。65.明人不做暗事，真人不说假话。
66.挂羊头，卖狗肉。67.见人说人话，见鬼说鬼话。
68.猫哭老鼠假慈悲。69.当面是个人，转脸是个鬼。
八、谦虚与骄傲70.虚心使人进步，骄傲使人落后。71.满招损，谦受益。
72.取人之长，补己之短。73.人非圣贤，孰能无过？74.强中自有强中手，能人背后有能人。
75.痒要自己抓，好要别人夸。76.满瓶不动半瓶摇。
77.好汉不提当年勇。九、礼貌与修养78.大人不记小人过，宰相肚里能撑船。
79.好话一句三冬暖，恶语伤人六月寒。80.君子一言，驷马难追。
81.喊人不蚀本，舌头打个滚。82.滴水之恩，当涌泉相报。
83.学文化，从字母开始；讲文明，从小事做起。84.静坐常思己过，闲谈莫论他非。
85.江山易改，本性难移。86.上梁不正下梁歪。
87.吃人家的嘴软，拿人家的手短。十、生活哲理88.人心齐，泰山移。
89.众人一条心，黄土变成金。90.人在人前闯，刀在石上荡。
91.当家才知柴米贵，养儿方知父母恩。92.离家十里路，各处各乡风。
93.办酒容易请客难。94.不怕一万，就怕万一。
95.山中无老虎，猴子称大王。96.树挪死，人挪活。
97.人往高处走，水往低处流。98.人在屋檐下，不得不低头。
99.人无横财不发，马无夜草不肥。100.心慌吃不成热粥，骑马看不好《三国》。
