搞笑祝福语英文
1.新春搞笑英语祝福短信
Wishing you happiness during the holidays and throughout the New Year. 祝节日快乐,新年幸福。
A happy New Year to you. 恭贺新年。 Seasons greetings and sincere wishes for a bright and happy New Year! 献上节日的问候与祝福,愿你拥有一个充满生机和欢乐的新年。
I give you endless brand-new good wishes. Please accept them as a new remembrance of our lasting friendship. 给你我无尽的新的祝福,让它们成为我们永恒友谊的新的纪念。 Good luck and great success in the coming New Year. 祝来年好运,并取得更大的成就。
On the occasion of the New Year, may my wife and I extend to you and yours our warmest greetings, wishing you a happy New Year, your career greater success and your family happiness. 在此新年之际,我同夫人向你及你的家人致以节日的问候,并祝你们新年快乐、事业有成、家庭幸福。 May everything beautiful and best be condensed into this card. I sincerely wish you happiness, cheerfulness and success. 愿一切最美好的祝福都能用这张贺卡表达,真诚地祝你幸福、快乐、成功! Best wishes for the year to come! 恭贺新禧! Good luck in the year ahead! 祝吉星高照! May you come into a good fortune! 恭喜发财! Live long and proper! 多福多寿! May many fortunes find their way to you! 祝财运亨通! I want to wish you longevity and health! 愿你健康长寿! Take good care of yourself in the year ahead. 请多保重! Wishing you many future successes. 祝你今后获得更大成就。
On this special day I send you New Years greetings and hope that some day soon we shall be together. 在这特殊的日子,向你致以新年的祝福,希望不久我们能相聚在一起。 I would like to wish you a joyous new year and express my hope for your happiness and good future. 祝新年快乐,并愿你幸福吉祥,前程似锦。
May the New Year bring many good things and rich blessings to you and all those you love! 愿新年带给你和你所爱的人许多美好的事物和无尽的祝福! Rich blessings for health and longevity is my special wish for you in the coming year. 祝你在新的一年里身体健康,多福多寿。 Good luck, good health, hood cheer. I wish you a happy New Year. 祝好运、健康、佳肴伴你度过一个快乐新年。
With best wishes for a happy New Year! 祝新年快乐,并致以良好的祝福。 I hope you have a most happy and prosperous New Year. 谨祝新年快乐幸福,大吉大利。
With the compliments of the season. 祝贺佳节。 May the seasons joy fill you all the year round. 愿节日的愉快伴你一生。
Seasons greetings and best wishes for the New Year. 祝福您,新年快乐。 Please accept my seasons greetings. 请接受我节日的祝贺。
To wish you joy at this holy season. Wishing every happiness will always be with you. 恭祝新年吉祥,幸福和欢乐与你同在。 Good health, good luck and much happiness throughout the year. 恭祝健康、幸运,新年快乐。
May the joy and happiness around you today and always. 愿快乐幸福永伴你左右。 Please accept my sincere wishes for the New Year. I hope you will continue to enjoy good health. 请接受我诚挚的新年祝福,顺祝身体健康。
Allow me to congratulate you on the arrival of the New Year and to extend to you all my best wishes for your perfect health and lasting prosperity. 恭贺新禧,祝身体健康、事业发达。 Best wishes for the holidays and happiness throughout the New Year. 恭贺新禧,万事如意。
With very best wishes for your happiness in the New Year. 致以最良好的祝福,原你新年快乐幸福。 Please accept our wishes for you and yours for a happy New Year. 请接受我们对你及你全家的美好祝福,祝你们新年快乐。
May the coming New Year bring you joy, love and peace. 愿新年为你带来快乐,友爱和宁静。
2.搞笑圣诞祝福 英语
写给老师的新年祝福词 Much joy to you in the upcoming year. 愿您在新的一年里充满快乐。
Chritsmas time is for thinking of others. 圣诞佳节是思念大家的时刻。 Wishing you and your family a very merry Christmas. 祝福您及您的家人圣诞快乐。
A merry Chistmas from all of your students. 祝您圣诞快乐,您的全体学生敬上。 We'll be here after the new year. 新年过后,我们会再回来。
We won't forget you this holiday season. 放假的时候,我们不会忘记您的。 Christmas is a time for gladness and rejoicing 。
because there is no class. 圣诞节是欢喜和快乐的时光,因为不用上课。 May happiness follow you everywhere 。
just like we do. 愿快乐随时与您同在,就如同我们与您寸步不离一般。 It's really a shame we can't be together at Christmas 。
you must be jumping for joy! 我们不能在一起过圣诞节真是太可惜了……您一定乐得跳起来了! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /zhuanti/shengdanjie/shengdanjiezhufuyu/20061109010201842.htm 圣诞节中英文祝福语 Wishing you a song in your heart at Christmas and blessings all year long. 圣诞之际,祝你心中有首快乐的歌,新年快乐! Merry Christmas and happy New Year! 圣诞快乐,恭贺新禧! Wishing you peace, joy and happiness through Christmas and the coming year. 在圣诞和新年来临之际,祝福你平安、快乐、幸福! Warm greetings and best wishes for Christmas and the New Year! 致以热烈的祝贺和良好的祝福,圣诞快乐,新年快乐。 Thinking of you and wishing you a beautiful Christmas season. 美丽的圣诞节之际,谨致我的思念与祝福。
It seems that Christmas time is here once again, and it is time again to bring in the New Year. We wish the merriest of Christmas to you and your loved ones, and we wish you happiness and prosperity in the year ahead. 圣诞节转眼又到,又该迎接新的一年了。我们向你及你的 亲人们致以最美好的圣诞祝福,愿你在新的一年里事业兴旺,幸福美满! May Christmas and the New Year be filled with happiness for you. 愿你圣诞和新年幸福无尽。
A Christmas greeting and good wishes to you who is thought about all the year through. Have a beautiful Christmas and a happy New Year. 始终思念你,捎来圣诞佳节最美好的祝福,祝圣诞吉祥,新年如意。 With all good wishes for a brilliant and happy Christmas season. Hope things are going all right with you. 在这辉煌快乐的圣诞佳节,献上一切美好的祝福!祝一切顺心如意! Here is wishing you all a Merry Christmas and a New Year bright with joy and success. 祝圣诞快乐,新年充满幸福和成功。
A Merry Christmas and a wonderful New Year. 圣诞快乐,新年好! Christmas comes but once a year. But when it comes it brings good cheer. 圣诞节一年只有一次,但每次来临都带来喜悦。 A cheery Christmas and the New Year hold lots of happiness for you! 给你特别的祝福,愿圣诞和新年带给你无边的幸福、如意。
May you have the best Christmas ever. 愿你度过最美好的圣诞节! Much joy to you in the up coming year. May the warmest wishes, happy thoughts and friendly greetings come at Christmas and stay with you all the year through. 让温馨的祝愿、幸福的思念和友好的祝福,在圣诞佳节来到你身边,伴你左右。 A Christmas greeting to cheer you from your daughters. 愿女儿的圣诞祝福带给你快乐。
At Christmas and always, may peace and love fill your heart, beauty fill your world, and contentment and joy fill your days. 圣诞的祝福,平日的希冀,愿你心境祥和、充满爱意,愿你的世界全是美满, 愿你一切称心如意,快乐无比。 May the joy of Christmas be with you throughout the year. 愿圣诞的快乐一年四季常在。
Peace and love for you at Christmas from all your students. 祝老师圣诞节充满平安和爱。 Wishing you a sparkling Christmas and bright happy New Year! May the season bring much pleasure to you. 愿你的圣诞光彩夺目,愿你的新年灿烂辉煌!佳节快乐! Wishing you all the blessings of a beautiful Christmas season. 愿你拥有圣诞节所有美好的祝福。
Wishing you all the happiness of the holiday season. 祝节日幸福如意。 Hope all your Christmas dreams come true! 愿你所有的圣诞梦想都成真! Hope you enjoy the happiness of Christmas and all the trimmings. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /zhuanti/shengdanjie/shengdanjiezhufuyu/ /zhuanti/shengdanjie/shengdanjiezhufuyu/2006110901020137.htm /zhuanti/shengdanjie/shengdanjiezhufuyu/20061109010201978.htm。
3.英文搞笑短信谁有英文的
"Mr。
Clark, I'm afraid I have bad news," the doctor told his patient。 "You only have six months to live。
" The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes。 "I can't possibly pay you in that time。
" "Okay," the doctor said, "let's make it nine months A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street。 However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach。
After watching the boys efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy's position。 He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a sold ring。
Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?" To which the boy replies, "Now we run!" An elderly gentleman being, one evening, in the company of some persons who were much amused at the witty sayings of a child , said to some one near him, that witty children usually made stupid men。 The child heard him and said to him: "Sir, you were very witty, no doubt when you were young。
4.能给几个搞笑又经典的英文句子
先给几个:
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
“努力工作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会用自己去证明。
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看着别人工作。
When two's company, three's the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
最后给几个无敌的:
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。
^_^请笑纳
5.几个超搞笑的英语小笑
Who's More Polite? A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite。
The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies。 But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down。
谁更有礼貌? 一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。 瘦子说他更有礼貌,因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。
但是胖子认为他更有风度,因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时,总有两位女士能坐下。 Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys。
猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。
这个答案很有意思吧?。
6.有哪些英语的新年祝福语
Best wishes for the year to come! 恭贺新禧! Good luck in the year ahead! 祝吉星高照! May you come into a good fortune! 恭喜发财! Live long and proper! 多福多寿! May many fortunes find their way to you! 祝财运亨通! I want to wish you longevity and health! 愿你健康长寿! Take good care of yourself in the year ahead。
请多保重! Wishing you many future successes。 祝你今后获得更大成就。
On this special day I send you New Year's greetings and hope that some day soon we shall be together。 在这特殊的日子,向你致以新年的祝福,希望不久我们能相聚在一起。
I would like to wish you a joyous new year and express my hope for your happiness and good future。 祝新年快乐,并愿你幸福吉祥,前程似锦。
May the New Year bring many good things and rich blessings to you and all those you love! 愿新年带给你和你所爱的人许多美好的事物和无尽的祝福! Rich blessings for health and longevity is my special wish for you in the coming year。 祝你在新的一年里身体健康,多福多寿。
Good luck, good health, hood cheer。 I wish you a happy New Year。
祝好运、健康、佳肴伴你度过一个快乐新年。 With best wishes for a happy New Year! 祝新年快乐,并致以良好的祝福。
I hope you have a most happy and prosperous New Year。 谨祝新年快乐幸福,大吉大利。
With the compliments of the season。 祝贺佳节。
May the season's joy fill you all the year round。 愿节日的愉快伴你一生。
Season's greetings and best wishes for the New Year。 祝福您,新年快乐。
Please accept my season's greetings。 请接受我节日的祝贺。
To wish you joy at this holy season。 Wishing every happiness will always be with you。
恭祝新年吉祥,幸福和欢乐与你同在。 Good health, good luck and much happiness throughout the year。
恭祝健康、幸运,新年快乐。 May the joy and happiness around you today and always。
愿快乐幸福永伴你左右。 Please accept my sincere wishes for the New Year。
I hope you will continue to enjoy good health。 请接受我诚挚的新年祝福,顺祝身体健康。
Allow me to congratulate you on the arrival of the New Year and to extend to you all my best wishes for your perfect health and lasting prosperity。 恭贺新禧,祝身体健康、事业发达。
Best wishes for the holidays and happiness throughout the New Year。 恭贺新禧,万事如意。
With very best wishes for your happiness in the New Year。 致以最良好的祝福,原你新年快乐幸福。
Please accept our wishes for you and yours for a happy New Year。 请接受我们对你及你全家的美好祝福,祝你们新年快乐。
May the coming New Year bring you joy, love and peace。 愿新年为你带来快乐,友爱和宁静。
Wishing you happiness during the holidays and throughout the New Year。 祝节日快乐,新年幸福。
A happy New Year to you。 。
7.英语搞笑短信
Your brain has two parts: the left and the right. In your left there's nothing right and in your right there's nothing left.
你的头脑有两部分组成,左(left)脑和右(right)脑,在你的左(left)脑没有什么对(right)的。在你的右(right)脑里没有什么剩下(left)的。
其实这个挺好的,翻译成中文就没意思了。
8.求英语的搞笑生日祝福语
【祝福:】——《朋友生日篇》
Every day is birthday time when thinking of you,
and I shall keep one sublime
hoping your many dreams come true.
每当想到你我好似天天都在过生日,
可我特别珍视其中的一天,
祝愿你在这天美梦都能实现。
【祝福:】——《心上人生日篇》
Happy birthday to an attractive, intellectual, sophisticated and all round splendid person.
祝福一位美丽迷人,聪明大方,成熟端庄,又倍受赞叹的妙人儿,生日快乐。
【祝福:】——《祝爷爷、奶奶生日篇》
You know you're thought of lovingly each day throughout the year.
But it's nice to mention it again when special days are here.
您知道我们无日不把你亲切思念,
逢寿辰当然要把这话再说一遍。
【祝福:】——《祝父亲、母亲生日篇》
only wishes that are made with special love will do
for a dad who is wonderful in every way as you.
只有用挚爱绢成的祝福的话,
才能献给像您那样慈爱的爸。
【祝福:】——《祝伯、叔、姑、姨生日篇》
It's fun to send these wishes for an especially happy to an uncle who is nice in every way.
在特别欢乐的一天,给完美无缺的伯父祝寿,真叫我喜悦满心间。
【祝福:】——《祝兄弟、姐妹生日篇》
As a brother, you're the greatest, but your good points don't stop there.
As a person and friend, you're the nicest anywhere.
作为哥哥,你最伟大,你的优点还有不少,
作为一个和朋友,不论在哪一方面你都最好。
【祝福:】——《祝儿子、女儿生日篇》
It's so easy to be proud of a son like you.
Happy Birthday!
有你这样的儿子,怎能不感到骄傲,生日幸福!
【祝福:】——《祝侄儿、侄女生日篇》
You've always been so special and so warmly thought of, too, that it's really for you.
因为你一向这样聪明可爱,又这样叫人牵肠挂肚,所以这张贺卡真是非你莫属!
【祝福:】——《祝贺1—10岁小孩生日篇》
Here's hoping that your special day is such a happy one,
You're sure to say "my goodness, but a birthday is lots of fun."
愿你的生日特别快乐,
你准会说:"天哪,过生日真叫人乐呵呵!"