English Humor英语笑话 　　1 Bring Papa 　　Teacher: For final exam this time, you can take your textbooks, your notebooks, your dictionary etc., just as you do your homework as usual. 　　Frank: That sounds good. Then I can take my papa here. 　　【译文】带爸爸 　　老师:本次考试,你们可以带课本、笔记本、词典等,就像你们平常做作业一样。

　　弗里克:太好了,那我就可以把爸爸带来了。

　　2 Cat and crab 　　One day, a cat played near the lake. Suddenly, a crab clamped it. The cat is rather cross , it ran after the crab. After a while, that cat ran into the forest. A big brown spider making its net in the tree, the cat caught the big brown spider very fast, and the cat said to the big brown spider:" Did you think if you on the net, I will not know you? Yes, I still know you?!" 　　【译文】猫和螃蟹 　　一天，一只猫在湖边玩耍。

忽然，一只螃蟹夹了它一下。

那只猫非常生气，它追着那只螃蟹跑。

一会儿，它追到了森林里。

一只大的棕色的蜘蛛正在树上织网，那只猫很快地抓住了那只大的棕色的蜘蛛，并对它说：“小样儿，你上了网我就不认识你了？！” 　　English Essay英文美文欣赏 　　Do you like autumn你喜欢秋天么？ 　　I do not know when, you fall softly on my red sweater, you put a flower as I have it? 不知什么时候，你轻轻地落在我鲜红的毛衣上，你把我也当成一朵花了吗? 　　Golden butterfly you! Whom you are dancing in it? Not smile flowers, grasses lost their luster. Oh, I see, you are in the garden that little daisy eyes. 金色的蝴蝶呀!你是在为谁而翩翩起舞呢?花儿没有了笑容，青草失去了光泽。

哦，我明白了，你是在为园子里那眨着眼睛的小雏菊。

　　Golden butterflies, you are willing to pay my friend? Come! Flew into my books, accompanied by bright, I walked into the classroom金色的蝴蝶，你愿意和我交朋友吗?来吧!飞进我的课本，伴着我走进明亮的教室 。

　　Fall to, chrysanthemum opened. There are red, yellow, with purple, and white, very beautiful! 秋天到了，菊花开了。

有红的，有黄的，有紫的，还有白的，美丽极了! 　　Do you like autumn? 你喜欢秋天吗？