英语的搞笑句子说说心情短语

一、搞笑的英语句子

老妈叫我翻译！！！（超强爆笑）今天我正在看碟，老妈又捧了本书进来，说道：给我讲讲这几句话什么意思老妈：这个“i don't know.“是什么意思？我说：“我不知道” 老妈：送你上大学上了几年，你怎么什么都不知道！！我说：不是！就是“我不知道”吗！老妈：还嘴硬！！！！$@%！#$^&%#$%@$%@#$%！^%^！^%$^#&..（一顿爆揍）老妈：你在给我说说这个。

“i know.“是什么意思你该知道吧，给我说说。我说：是“我知道“ 老妈：知道就快说。

我说：就是“我知道“ 老妈：找茬呀你？刚才收拾你收拾的轻了是不？我说：就是我知道呀！老妈：知道你还不说！！不懂不要装懂！&*$%^@$#！%$@^%#*$^^^##$%（又一顿爆揍）老妈：你给我小心点，花那么多钱送你上大学，搞的现在什么都不会，会那么一丁点东西还跟老娘摆谱，再问你最后一个，你给我好好解释一下，说不出来我在收拾你，你给我翻译一下“i know but i don't want to tell you.“是什么意思？我晕倒，拿起枕头往头上爆砸三十几下，用头撞墙四十多下，双手轮番抽自己嘴巴五十多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之时，我问老妈：这下你满意吧这不她老人家又来问我了：“儿啊，i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什么意思啊~？“ 我：“我很烦，别烦我“ 老妈：“找打，跟你妈这么说话“（于是被扁）老妈又问；“i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊“ 我说：“我没听清，再说一次“ 老妈又说了一遍：i hear nothing,repeat“ “我没听清，再说一次“ 结果被扁老妈再问：“what do you say “又怎么解释呢“ 我说：“你说什么“（再次被扁）老妈再问：“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊' 我说：“查字典“ “查字典我还问你做甚“（被扁）老妈又问：you had better ask some body.怎么翻呢“ 我说：“你最好问别人“ “你是我儿子，我问别人干吗，又找打.“ “啊！god save me ！“ “上帝救救我吧！” “耍你老妈玩，上帝也救不了你！（被扁）我再问你：“use you head,then think it over，又是什么意思啊！“ 我说：“动动脑子，再仔细想想.“ “臭小子，还敢耍我“接着又要动手我连忙说：“是世上只有妈妈好的意思” “嗯，这还差不多，一会我给你做好吃的，明天再问你”。

二、幽默的英语句子

Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa. 金钱非万能，信用卡犹在. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人；每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 每个人都应该结婚，毕竟，快乐并不是生命的全部. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人不会去结婚，而当他们胶笏婚就也就不再聪明了. "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "你的未来取决于你的梦想"，所以赶快去睡觉吧. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有比每天早上起床更好的方式开始新的一天. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。

每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

（老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈） Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 "Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk？ " “努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。

"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours！ " “工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。

三、英语的一些比较有趣的句子

Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.

麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。

I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.

我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。

I think that/that "that"/taht(which) that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.

I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.

我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。

We must hang together, or well be hanged separately.

我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。

The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.

那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。

（这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。）

Was it a bar or a bat I saw?

我看到的是铁棒还是棒球棍？

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "

“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。

"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。

四、qq英语搞笑个性签名

。.额。这搞笑的不怎么知道..不过嘛..电锯惊魂里面的经典话

live or die , make your choice （生或者死，做出你的选择差不多就这意思了）

然后呢。. 记得lonely里面的歌词挺好的

Runnin' out of time I see who's fake （日久见人心。.）

If I ever should fall , I could count on you with no fear（如果我跌倒，我不会害怕因为有你能让我依靠。）

After a fuss and fight Tears in my eyes I'm a man lookin' for the light （带着伤痕和泪水去寻找光明。.）

Your ass is late so look for the line （你来晚了就要排队..）

这些差不多吧。如果喜欢可以去找找其实很多问题百度上都可以找到答案的。.

五、心情短语,英文的

——爱一个女孩子，与其为了她的幸福而放弃她，不如留住她，为她的幸福而努力。

If you love a girl, it's better to fight for her happiness than to abandon her for the sake of her happiness. ——你越想知道自己是不是忘记的时候，你反而记得越清楚，我曾经听人说过，当你不能再拥有的时候，唯一可以做的就是令自己不要忘记。 The more you wanna know whether you have forgotten something, the better you remember; I once heard that, the only thing you can do when you no longer have something is not to forget. 英文个人签名 ——暗恋一个人的心情，就像是瓶中等待发芽的种子，永远不能确定未来是否是美丽的，但却真心而倔强的等待着。

To love someone in secret is like a seed in bottle waiting for growing up, though not sure whether the future will be more beautiful, still waiting it earnestly and eagerly. ——女性在所有礼物中，认为花朵最有价值的原因：是因为男性在送花给女性的时候必须克服那种把花拿在手上走在街道上的羞涩感觉。英文个人签名 The reason why girls consider flowers as the most valuable gift among other gifts is that men have to overcome the shyness of holding the flowers in streets before sending them to girls. ——自己爱的人同时也爱着自己，这简直是一种奇迹，神明为这种奇迹取了一个名字，叫作恋爱。

The one you love also loves you. This is a miracle. And the god names this as falling in love with each other. ——缘分不是人海中两个人的擦身，缘分是不可能的相遇。比如我是空中的鸟，你是林中的豹，只是我们碰巧相爱。

Love is not about running into each other in crowds. Love is an impossible meeting. For example, I am a bird flying in sky, u r a leopard in forest. We just fall in love accidentally. ——女人心是只盛水的玻璃瓶，明明已经装的满满的，却又好像什么都没有。 The heart of woman is a glass holding water. It is full but seems to have nothing inside. ——我们总是要求男人有孩子一样的眼神，但要有父亲一样的能力。

最感人的爱情短句 We always ask for man to innocent as child, but able as father. ——离开我就别安慰我，要知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。 If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain. ——并不是因为安定了，所以想要结婚，就是无法与某人安定下去了，所以才要结婚。

It's not because of stability that someone wants to marry, but because of lack of stability. ——如果花开了，就喜欢；如果花落了，就放弃。陪你在路上满心欢喜是因为风景，不是因为你。

If it blossoms, I will love; if not, give up. I just accompany u merrily for the sake of scenery not for you.。

六、说说英文带翻译的段子

Every philosophical and religious system has offered its pathway to happiness for the individual and the group.Happiness has been related to pleasure,refuge from pain,intellectual contemplation,union with God,friendship,children,wealth,honor,successful activity,and even state burial with statues! If happiness is activity in accordance with excellence,it is reasonable that it should be in accordance with the highest excellence.– Aristotle The concept of happiness--while difficult to define-- is obviously here to stay.But the desire for happiness can set up expectations that are often hard to fulfill。

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