一、幽默的英语句子

Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa. 金钱非万能， 信用卡犹在. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人； 每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 每个人都应该结婚，毕竟， 快乐并不是生命的全部. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人不会去结婚， 而当他们胶笏婚就也就不再聪明了. "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "你的未来取决于你的梦想"， 所以赶快去睡觉吧. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有比每天早上起床更好的方式开始新的一天. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。

每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

（老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈） Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 "Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk？ " “努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。

"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours！ " “工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。

二、英语句子5句,要有趣的,要简单的

1. Stop complaining！ 别发牢骚！ 2. You make me sick！ 你真让我恶心！ 3. What's wrong with you？ 你怎么回事？ 4. You shouldn't have done that！ 你真不应该那样做！ 5. You're a jerk！ 你是个废物/混球！ 6. Don't talk to me like that！ 别那样和我说话！ 7. Who do you think you are？ 你以为你是谁？ 8. What's your problem？ 你怎么回事啊？ 9. I hate you！ 我讨厌你！ 10. I don't want to see you* **ce！ 我不愿再见到你！ 11. You're crazy！ 你疯了！ 12. Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind？ 你疯了吗？（美国人绝对常用！） 13. Don't bother me. 别烦我。

14. Knock it off. 少来这一套。 15. Get out of my face. 从我面前消失！ 16. Leave me alone. 走开。

17. Get lost.滚开！ 18. Take a hike！ 哪儿凉快哪儿歇着去吧。 19. You piss me off. 你气死我了。

20. It's none of your business. 关屁事！ 21. What's the meaning of this？ 这是什么意思？ 22. How dare you！ 你敢！ 23. Cut it out. 省省吧。 24. You stupid jerk！ 你这蠢猪！ 25. You have a lot of nerve. 脸皮真厚。

26. I'm fed up. 我厌倦了。 27. I can't take it anymore. 我受不了了！（李阳老师常用） 28. I've had enough of your garbage. 我听腻了你的废话。

29. Shut up！ 闭嘴！ 30. What do you want？ 你想怎么样？ 31. Do you know what time it is？ 你知道现在都几点吗？ 32. What were you thinking？ 你脑子进水啊？ 33. How can you say that？ 你怎么可以这样说？ 34. Who says？ 谁说的？ 35. That's what you think！ 那才是你脑子里想的！ 36. Don't look at me like that. 别那样看着我。 37. What did you say？ 你说什么？ 38. You are out of your mind. 你脑子有毛病！ 39. You make me so mad.你气死我了啦。

40. Drop dead. 去死吧！。

三、描写心情的英语句子

what a bad day for me

what a pity

how terrible!!

I am in an ill humor.

我心情不好。

I'm in a bad mood

I'm in foul temper

I'm feeling rather blue

I"m in that low frame of mind.

I"m in a bad temper

lost，失落drowsy，心情低下

伤心

grief

grieve

hurt

smart from

teen

四、谁能给几句较为伤感的英语句子

伤感英文诗

Angel

As I look into your eyes

I see an angel in disguise

like Ive never been

here next to you near

and keep you by my side

Whenever i see you smile

Ill drop into a fairytale

Like a playful child

sleeping on the puffy cloud

Then the cloud disappeared

I fell all the way down to here

but you helped me to fight away my fears

I heard you whisper in my ear

all of the words i long to hear

of how youll always be

here next to me

to wipe away my tears.

五、qq英语搞笑个性签名

。.额。这搞笑的不怎么知道..不过嘛..电锯惊魂里面的经典话

live or die , make your choice （生或者死，做出你的选择 差不多就这意思了）

然后呢。. 记得lonely里面的歌词挺好的

Runnin' out of time I see who's fake （日久见人心。.）

If I ever should fall , I could count on you with no fear（如果我跌倒，我不会害怕 因为有你能让我依靠。）

After a fuss and fight Tears in my eyes I'm a man lookin' for the light （带着伤痕和泪水去寻找光明。.）

Your ass is late so look for the line （你来晚了就要排队..）

这些差不多吧。如果喜欢可以去找找 其实很多问题百度上都可以找到答案的。.

六、比较搞笑的英语签名

A; How are you ?

怎么是你，

B: how old are you?

怎么老是你？

A: You don't bird me,I don't bird you.

你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

B: You have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together .

你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

A: You Give Me Stop!!

你给我站住！

as far as you go to die

有多远，死多远！！！！

B; I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.

给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 。

七、求一些经典的英文句子

1.You smiled and talked to me of nothing and I felt that for this I had been waiting for long. 2.I cannot tell why this heart languishes in silence. Is it for the small needs it never asks, or knows or remembers? 3.Gods tried of their paradise, envy man. 4.Love remains a secret even when spoken, for only a lover truly knows that he is loved. 5.I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 6.To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 7.Don't cry because it is over. Smile, because it happened. 8.Do to others as you would have them do to you.己所不欲勿施于人。

9.A fall into a pit, a gain in you wit.吃一堑长一智 10.Faith moves mountains. 11.So said, so done. 12.Learn to walk before you run.循序渐进 13.Don't judge a person by the clothes he wears. 14.Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side, which he never shows to anybody. 15.Do not, for one failure, give up the object that you decided to get. 16.It is better to fight for good cause than to fail because of something that is wrong.宁为善而斗，毋屈服于恶。 17.Self-trust is the first secret of success. 18.It is not for the stars to hold our destiny but for us. 19.If I had no sense of humor, I would have killed myself long ago. 20.He who promises too much means nothing.轻诺必寡信 21.After rain comes the sunshine.苦尽甘来 22.Two heads are better than one.集思广益 23.Pain past is pleasure. 24.Nothing is impossible for a willing heart. 25.All things are difficult before they are easy万事开头难 26.It's never too late to mend. 27.If I have seen farther than most men, it was by standing on the shoulders of giants. 28.No great discovery was ever made without a bold guess. 29.I don't know what I seem like to the world, but I see myself as a boy playing on the seashore, diverting myself now and finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than other ones, while in the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered right in front of you. 30.Love makes the world go around. 31.Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.对于大多数人来说，他们认定自己有多幸福，就有多幸福。

32.The greatest happiness of life is the belief that we are loved. 33.Pride comes before a fall.骄兵必败 34.Tow is company, but three is none. 35.A new broom sweeps clean.新官上任三把火 36.The grass is always greener on the other side.这山望著那山高。 37.Putting the cart before the horse.本末倒置 38.Murder will out.纸包不住火 39.If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change you attitude. Don't complain. 40.Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced. 41.A hedge between keeps friendship green君子之交淡如水 42.If one way is better than another, you can be sure that it is nature's way. 43.Let's cross the bridge when we get to it船到桥头自然直 44.Nothing is difficult to the man who will try.世上无难事，只要肯攀登。

45.Knowing something about everything, and everything about something. 46.A beautiful form is better than a beautiful face; a beautiful behavior than a beautiful form. 47.If winter comes, can spring be far behind? 48.A still tongue makes a wise head.寡言为智 49.Love is magical. It's a language the deaf can hear, a song the disabled can dance to, and a sunset the blind can see. 50.Taking blue from green leaves it yellow; taking a positive mind from life leaves it in sorrow. 51.Money can buy entertainment, but not happiness; money can buy a temple, but not god. 52.My birth is history; my death is a mystery. 53.Don't waste life in doubts and fears. 54.The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. 55.Lookers-on see most of the game.旁观者清 56.You can not understand the importance of something until it is gone forever.。