英语话剧剧本格式范文

求英语剧本样本一篇？

一个英文剧本的模板原名：FATHER KNOWS BETTER Marsh Cassadu 译：老爸英明人物（characters）：父亲；母亲；HEIDI, 14岁；DIANE, 17; SEAN, 16;restaurant manager, 20s场景（setting）：包括在一个快餐店的一系列场景设施.开幕（at rise）：灯光亮起来的时候，HEIDI从舞台右后沿着舞台前沿进入到边上.SEAN和DIANE从左后进入.他们听着HEIDI对观众的独白.HEIDI：我老爸是一个好人.没有人可能说他不是.不过。

他是很好，他一直做一些荒唐的事情而且最后都让我们这些孩子当中某些人感到非常尴尬.有一次，看吧，我哥哥想买这个吉他.他已经为了这个存了好长一段时间的钱了.然后，他在这个快餐店找到了工作，对吧？当服务员.这个是SEAN的第一个真实意义上的工作，他非常高兴.他计算两三个月后他就可以买这个他梦寐以求吉他了.老妈和老爸都为他感到骄傲，然后呢，好吧，他是我的大哥，他一直喜欢拿我开玩笑.但是，事实上，我也为他感到骄傲.你知道发生过什么吗？我不愿意说因为：SEAN,DIANE and HEIDI:(in unison一齐)老爸英明！（左灯光亮起来，那里有一个SEAN打工的快餐店.里面有一个收费台和一对桌子.MANAGER站在收费台后面，父亲进入的时候，SEAN正在清理桌子.）MANAGER：晚上好，先生，需要点什么吗？FATHER：晚上好.SEAN：（对自己说）噢，不！（他蹲在了一桌子后面不让父亲看见）FATHER：我要找经理.MANAGER：我就是，先生.FATHER：我是Sam Thompson，我的儿子在这里工作.MANAGER：噢，你是SEAN的父亲.FATHER：是的，这个是他的第一份工作，你知道.我只是想来看看他做的还好吗？MANAGER：哦，很好.没有问题的.SEAN：（伸出手，抬起手掌，对自己说）我做了什么啊，要我受到这样的惩罚？我做了什么？FATHER：雇佣他还是一个不错的事情吧？MANAGER：啊，是的，我想是的.SEAN：（对自己）回家，老爸.回家，回家吧.FATHER：我确定他是一个很好的工人，但也是一个典型的青年，如果你知道我的意思.MANAGER：（失去兴趣）我怎么知道.FATHER：他是一个好男孩.而且我确定如果这里有任何情况，我会和SEAN来一个男人之间的谈话.MANAGER：我觉得那个没有必要。FATHER：噢，没关系.我对我的儿子感到骄傲.非常，非常骄傲.我就是想让你知道我会做任何事情，我能帮助他度过危险的海洋.SEAN：（站起来大叫）嗨！嗨！嗨！FATHER：儿子，我不知道你在这里.SEAN：我就在这里工作啊，老爸.FATHER：当然.我是说我没有看见你.SEAN：我无法想象你会没有看见！FATHER：你的经理正在和我聊得开心呢. （DIANE从舞台左前端进入，HEIDI从舞台右前进入，看着SEAN和FATHER.）SEAN,DIANE和HEIDI：（一齐）老爸，你真是英明！（灯光迅速暗下.几秒后SEAN一人站在舞台右前.HEIDI和DIANE在左端上台）SEAN：如果那种事情只是偶尔发生一次，那也不是什么坏事.不过总的来说，我不会去想把自己老爸和别人的兑换.他确实爱我们这些孩子和我们的母亲.但是我觉得那就是问题所在.他想为我们做一些事情，那些他认为是对的.但是我需要在行动之前经过大脑，因为：SEAN,HEIDI和DIANE：（一齐）老爸英明！（灯光暗下，中央的灯亮起来，那里FATHER和三个孩子正坐在餐桌周围.MOTHER拿着盘子进来准备坐下.FATHER立刻站起来帮MOTHER拉出椅子.MOTHER坐下.一家人开始吃饭.）FATHRE：我有一个惊喜给你，DAINEDIANE：（知道那肯定不是什么好事）你有。

一个惊喜？MOTHER：好吧，不管是什么，亲爱的，不要给我们留下悬念.FATHER：好吧，你们都知道，Dan Lucas和我一起工作.DIANE:Kyle的父亲？MOTHER：不要打岔，亲爱的，你爸爸正在给你们说事情.HEIDI：（舞台话悄悄对SEAN说）肯定是一些DIANE不想知道的，我打赌.SEAN：（舞台悄悄对HEIDI说）你为什么这么想啊？MOTHER:SEAN，亲爱的，HEIDI，我的心肝，不要让你爸爸分心.SEAN和HEIDI：（一齐）抱歉，妈妈.FATHER：现在，我要说了.我知道你有多么喜欢年轻的KyleDIANE：老爸！FATHER：这个是真的，不是吗？难道那天我没有听见你对你妈妈说你是多么希望Kyle可以邀请你去参加班级舞会吗？SEAN：噢-恩！HEIDI：哎呀啊！MOTHER：孩子们，孩子们，你们的爸爸正在说话呢！DIANE：（紧咬牙关，声音好象是从牙齿中挤出来的）是啊-是我说-问这个-干-什-么？FATHER：那么，好吧.DIANE：（有点激动）"那么，好吧"是什么？！FATHER：我说什么了？我说错了吗？HEIDI：（对SEAN）不，还没有错呢.SEAN：（对HEIDI）但是，你知道就要错了.MOTHER：孩子们，请给你们的父亲他应该得到的尊重.HEIDI和SEAN：（闪眼睛）是的，妈妈.FATHER：好吧，今天我碰到Dan，我问他是不是可以和我一起去第三大街的法国餐馆吃饭.你知道那家店的吧，老婆.MOTHER：恩，是的，我知道.FATHER：我请客，我这么告诉他.然后，他当然高兴的接受了.MOTHER：为什么不是他请客？FATHER：（恍然大捂）啊，对啊！DIANE：这个-和我-有-关系-吗？M。

经典英语话剧剧本

白雪公主和七个小矮人Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs----音乐起，旁白：A long time ago, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother didnt like her very much.She made Snow White do the housework all day and all night.----白雪出场（扫地，做清洁.）白雪：My name is Snow White , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother？----音乐起，皇后出场皇后：Im the new queen. Im very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, Ill kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me. Now, mirror, mirror, come here！魔镜：Yes, Im coming. What do you want to know？皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the most beautiful？魔镜：You are beautiful, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose.She is much more beautiful than you.皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.魔镜：Yes. She is Snow White.皇后：Snow White? No, Im the most beautiful in the world. Oh, hunter,come here, come here！猎人：Yes. Im here now.皇后：Hunter! Take Snow White far away to pick some flowers.Find a place and kill her.猎人：But she is the princess. …皇后：No, Kill her. Bring her heart to me. I dont want to see her again.猎人：Yes！皇后：Here is a box. You must put her heart in it and bring it to me.猎人：Yes！----音乐起白雪：（高兴地摘花） One flower,two flowers,three flowers…. How many flowers! How beautiful！猎人：（慢慢地拔出刀，但犹豫着说） Oh! My God! She is so lovely and pretty! I cant! I cant kill her！白雪：（看到后大声哭叫）What are you doing? Whats the matter? Why do you kill me？猎人： Im very sorry. Someone wants me to kill you.白雪：But who？猎人：The queen.白雪： But why？猎人：You are more beautiful than her. So she wants to kill you.白雪：My dear hunter. Dont kill me. I will runfar away and never come back again.猎人：Ok. Run away, the poor child.白雪：Thank you, my dear hunter.旁白：At this time, a young bear was running by. The hunter shot it and took the heart to the queen. Snow White began to run into the wild forest until it was almost evening. She saw a little house.白雪：Oh, my God! The queen cant find me now, I think. How I am tired! How I want to have a rest! Ah, here is a house, there are seven small beds. They must be the beds of seven children. Oh, how I want to sleep！旁白：When it was dark, the owners of the house came back. They were seven dwarfs. They were looking for gold in the mountain.①老学究：Look, the lamp in our house is on！②开心果：Who is it？③喷嚏精：Maybe its the ghost！④瞌睡虫：Lets go into our house quietly.⑤害羞鬼：Oh, someone has cleaned our house.⑥老顽固：Maybe its the witch.⑦手拿烛光照到白雪的脸. ①~⑦他们都惊叫起来老学究：What a lovely child！开心果：How beautiful！喷嚏精：Who is she？瞌睡虫：Dont wake her up.害羞鬼：Why is she coming here？老顽固：Kill her.白雪：（醒来） What a nice sleep! Oh, who are you? Oh, I know. You are senven dwarfs.七矮人：（齐说） Yes,But why are you in our house？白雪：The queen wants to kill me. So I ran to your house. Dont drive me away. Let me stay with you.老学究：If you look after our house.开心果：If you do some cooking for us.喷嚏精：If you make the beds for us.瞌睡虫：If you do some washing, you can stay with us.害羞鬼：But you must be careful.老顽固：Dont go out. Dont let anyone come in. Your stepmother will find you and kill you.白雪：I know. I know. Thank you.旁白：From then on, Snow White kept the house.On the other hand, when the bad queen ate the heart, she took out the mirror and asked.皇后：Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful？魔镜： You are beautiful. But Snow White is still alive and well. She lives with the seven dwarfs. No one is more beautiful than she.皇后：What? Snow White is not dead？……Haha,I got a good idear.旁白：The queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like an old woman. She came to the house .皇后：Good things to sell. Pretty apples to sell. Cheap. Very cheap.白雪：Hi, good day, my good grandmother.皇后：Apples. Very delicious apples! Could you have a taste. This one, please！白雪：OK! Thank you！（咬了一小口，死了）皇后：Hahaha….Now Im the most beautiful in the world.旁白：When the seven dwarfs came from work. They were greatly surprised to see Snow White dead七矮人：Whats the matter？老学究：Sn。

求英语剧本样本一篇？

一个英文剧本的模板原名：FATHER KNOWS BETTER Marsh Cassadu 译：老爸英明人物（characters）：父亲；母亲；HEIDI, 14岁；DIANE, 17; SEAN, 16;restaurant manager, 20s 场景（setting）：包括在一个快餐店的一系列场景设施.开幕（at rise）：灯光亮起来的时候，HEIDI从舞台右后沿着舞台前沿进入到边上.SEAN和DIANE从左后进入.他们听着HEIDI对观众的独白.HEIDI：我老爸是一个好人.没有人可能说他不是.不过。

他是很好，他一直做一些荒唐的事情而且最后都让我们这些孩子当中某些人感到非常尴尬.有一次，看吧，我哥哥想买这个吉他.他已经为了这个存了好长一段时间的钱了.然后，他在这个快餐店找到了工作，对吧？当服务员.这个是SEAN的第一个真实意义上的工作，他非常高兴.他计算两三个月后他就可以买这个他梦寐以求吉他了.老妈和老爸都为他感到骄傲，然后呢，好吧，他是我的大哥，他一直喜欢拿我开玩笑.但是，事实上，我也为他感到骄傲.你知道发生过什么吗？我不愿意说因为：SEAN,DIANE and HEIDI:(in unison一齐)老爸英明！（左灯光亮起来，那里有一个SEAN打工的快餐店.里面有一个收费台和一对桌子.MANAGER站在收费台后面，父亲进入的时候，SEAN正在清理桌子.） MANAGER：晚上好，先生，需要点什么吗？FATHER：晚上好.SEAN：（对自己说）噢，不！（他蹲在了一桌子后面不让父亲看见） FATHER：我要找经理.MANAGER：我就是，先生.FATHER：我是Sam Thompson，我的儿子在这里工作.MANAGER：噢，你是SEAN的父亲.FATHER：是的，这个是他的第一份工作，你知道.我只是想来看看他做的还好吗？MANAGER：哦，很好.没有问题的.SEAN：（伸出手，抬起手掌，对自己说）我做了什么啊，要我受到这样的惩罚？我做了什么？FATHER：雇佣他还是一个不错的事情吧？MANAGER：啊，是的，我想是的.SEAN：（对自己）回家，老爸.回家，回家吧.FATHER：我确定他是一个很好的工人，但也是一个典型的青年，如果你知道我的意思.MANAGER：（失去兴趣）我怎么知道.FATHER：他是一个好男孩.而且我确定如果这里有任何情况，我会和SEAN来一个男人之间的谈话.MANAGER：我觉得那个没有必要。FATHER：噢，没关系.我对我的儿子感到骄傲.非常，非常骄傲.我就是想让你知道我会做任何事情，我能帮助他度过危险的海洋.SEAN：（站起来大叫）嗨！嗨！嗨！FATHER：儿子，我不知道你在这里.SEAN：我就在这里工作啊，老爸.FATHER：当然.我是说我没有看见你.SEAN：我无法想象你会没有看见！FATHER：你的经理正在和我聊得开心呢. （DIANE从舞台左前端进入，HEIDI从舞台右前进入，看着SEAN和FATHER.） SEAN,DIANE和HEIDI：（一齐）老爸，你真是英明！（灯光迅速暗下.几秒后SEAN一人站在舞台右前.HEIDI和DIANE在左端上台） SEAN：如果那种事情只是偶尔发生一次，那也不是什么坏事.不过总的来说，我不会去想把自己老爸和别人的兑换.他确实爱我们这些孩子和我们的母亲.但是我觉得那就是问题所在.他想为我们做一些事情，那些他认为是对的.但是我需要在行动之前经过大脑，因为：SEAN,HEIDI和DIANE：（一齐）老爸英明！（灯光暗下，中央的灯亮起来，那里FATHER和三个孩子正坐在餐桌周围.MOTHER拿着盘子进来准备坐下.FATHER立刻站起来帮MOTHER拉出椅子.MOTHER坐下.一家人开始吃饭.） FATHRE：我有一个惊喜给你，DAINE DIANE：（知道那肯定不是什么好事）你有。

一个惊喜？MOTHER：好吧，不管是什么，亲爱的，不要给我们留下悬念.FATHER：好吧，你们都知道，Dan Lucas和我一起工作.DIANE:Kyle的父亲？MOTHER：不要打岔，亲爱的，你爸爸正在给你们说事情.HEIDI：（舞台话悄悄对SEAN说）肯定是一些DIANE不想知道的，我打赌.SEAN：（舞台悄悄对HEIDI说）你为什么这么想啊？MOTHER:SEAN，亲爱的，HEIDI，我的心肝，不要让你爸爸分心.SEAN和HEIDI：（一齐）抱歉，妈妈.FATHER：现在，我要说了.我知道你有多么喜欢年轻的Kyle DIANE：老爸！FATHER：这个是真的，不是吗？难道那天我没有听见你对你妈妈说你是多么希望Kyle可以邀请你去参加班级舞会吗？SEAN：噢-恩！HEIDI：哎呀啊！MOTHER：孩子们，孩子们，你们的爸爸正在说话呢！DIANE：（紧咬牙关，声音好象是从牙齿中挤出来的）是啊-是我说-问这个-干-什-么？FATHER：那么，好吧.DIANE：（有点激动）"那么，好吧"是什么？！FATHER：我说什么了？我说错了吗？HEIDI：（对SEAN）不，还没有错呢.SEAN：（对HEIDI）但是，你知道就要错了.MOTHER：孩子们，请给你们的父亲他应该得到的尊重.HEIDI和SEAN：（闪眼睛）是的，妈妈.FATHER：好吧，今天我碰到Dan，我问他是不是可以和我一起去第三大街的法国餐馆吃饭.你知道那家店的吧，老婆.MOTHER：恩，是的，我知道.FATHER：我请客，我这么告诉他.然后，他当然高兴的接受了.MOTHER：为什么不是他请客？FATHER：（恍然大捂）啊，对啊！DIANE：这个-和我-有-关系-吗？MOTHER:。

求英语话剧剧本！！

乐于助人的小鸭子时间：阳光明媚的星期天早晨地点：鸟语花香的动物王国人物：Little Duck,Miss Cat, Miss Rabbit,Mr Dog 旁白：Little Duck要去看望外婆。

一路上他又唱又跳，高兴极了。在小河边，他碰到了Miss Cat。

Duck：（很好奇）Hello,Miss Cat.What are you doing? Cat：（急得抓耳挠腮）Hello,Little Duck.Theres a big fish in the river.Im hungry,but I cant get it. Duck:Dont worry.Let me help you. 旁白：Little Duck跳进水里，一会儿就帮Miss Cat抓到了鱼。 Duck:Here is the fish for you,Miss Cat.Have a good meal. Cat:Thank you,Little Duck.You are so kind. Duck:Thats all right,Miss Cat.I must go now.Im going to my grandmothers home.Bye-bye! Cat:Bye-bye！旁白： Little Duck继续赶路。

忽然他看到Miss Rabbit躺在草地上，连忙跑过去。 Rabbit：（躺在草地上）Oh,Little Duck.I run too fast and my leg is broken.I cant stand up and I cant walk. Duck:Dont worry.Let me help you. 旁白： Little Duck拿出一条手帕帮Miss Rabbit包扎好伤口，然后扶着她回家。

Duck:Dont worry,Miss Rabbit.Youll get better soon. Rabbit:Yes,I will.Thank you,Little Duck.Its so kind of you. Duck:Not at all,Miss Rabbit.But I must go now.Im going to my grandmothers home.Good-bye! Rabbit:Good-bye！旁白： Little Duck唱着歌又开始上路了，走着走着，他看到Mr Dog坐在家门口，看上去非常着急。 Duck:Good morning,Mr Dog.You look worried.What can I do for you? Dog:Oh,good morning,Little Duck.I got a letter from my friend,Mr Cock.But I cant read and I dont know what he wants me to do. Duck:Dont worry,Mr Dog.Let me help you. 旁白： Mr Dog笑呵呵地把信递给Little Duck,Little Duck很仔细地将信的内容读给Mr Dog听。

Dog：（满意地笑）Thank you,Little Duck.Its really very kind of you. Duck:Youre welcome,Mr Dog.（抬头看看挂在半空中的太阳）But I must go now.Im going to see my grandmother. Dog：（摸摸Little Duck的头）Dont worry,Little Duck.Let me send you to your grandmothers home. Duck:Thank you,Mr Dog. 旁白：Mr Dog驮着Little Duck一路欢歌笑语向外婆家跑去……。

求英语情景剧剧本 6篇都是4个人的

参考：

A; Hey. guys , where are we now? I guess we have got lost in this city!!

B: Yeah , I think so too. this is not our destination.

C:Lets look up the map。 uhm。. the place we stay is ,。.(looking the map).

D: oh. come on, this is the first time we come here. my mum must be very nevers if she konws i get lost in Hangzhou!

B;Dont worry . boy. behave like a man!

A:lets make a telephone to my friend who ilves in Hangzhou for years. (finding the phone) Oh my god! i lost my packet in the bus! what can I do now!?

B: calm down ,boy. tell me the detial about this.

A: I put my packet behind me when I am sit in the bus . and i must forget to get it back!

C: Do you remember the number of that bus?

A:No。.(sad)

D: I remember ! that is ******

C; Oh thanks godness!!

B: lets go to the police station over there..

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你未说明具体要求，例如多长的对话. 我写了第一个.如果你觉得有问题可以问我，

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急求感人的英文短剧剧本,要中英文对照的~！谢谢各位了~~

男孩和他的树英文小品剧本 ---------------------- <男孩和他的树>----中英文 a boy and his tree a long ago,there was a huge apple tree. a little boy love to come and play around it everyday.he climbed to the tree top,ate the apples,took a nap under the shadow…he loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him.time went by…the little boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree everyday. one day,the boy came back to the tree and he looked. "come and play with me ,"the tree asked the boy . "i am no longer a kid, i dont play around trees anymore."the boy replied, "i want toys.i need money to buy them." "sorry,but i dont have money…but you can pick all my apples and sell them. so,you will have money."the boy was so excited .he grabbed all the apples on the tree and left happily.the boy never came back after he picked the apples.the tree was sad. one day,the boy returned and the tree was so excited. "come and play with me ,"the tree said. "i dont have time to play.i have to work for my family.we need a house for shelter.can you help me?" "sorry,but i dont have a house .but you can chop off my branches to build your house."so the boy cut all the branches of the tree and left happily. the tree was glad to see him happy but the boy never came back since then. the tree was again lonely and sad. one hot summer day,the boy returned and the tree was delighted. "come and play with me !"the tree said. "i am sad and getting old.iwant to go sailing to relax myself.can you give a boat?" "use my truck to build your boat.you can sail faraway and be happy." so the boy cut the tree truck to make a boat .he went sailing and never showed up for a long time. finally, the boy returned after he left for so many years. "sorry,my boy.but i dont have anything for you anymore.no more apples for for you…“the tree said. "i dont have teeth to bite."the boy replied. "no more truck foe you to climb on." "i am too old for that now."the boy said. "i really can give you anything…the only thing left is my dying roots."the tree said with tears. "i dont need much now,just a place to rest.i am tired after all these year" the boy replied. "good!old tree roots is the best place to lean on and rest. come,come sit down with me and rest."the boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled with tears…… this is a story of everyone. the tree is our parent. when we were young, we loved to play with mom and dad……when we grown up, we left them…only came to them when we need something or when we are in trouble. no matter what,parents will alway be there and give everything they could to make you happy. you may think the boy is cruel to the tree but that how all of us are treating our parent.time is too slow for those who wait,too swiftfor those who fear,too long for those who grieve,too short for those who rejoice,but for those who love,time is eternity. 从前，有一棵巨大的苹果树。

一个小男孩每天都喜欢在树下玩耍。他爬树，吃苹果，在树荫下小睡……他爱和树玩，树也爱和他玩。

时间过的很快，小男孩长大了，他不再每天都来树下玩耍了。 “来和我玩吧。”

树说。 “我不再是孩子了，我再也不会在树下玩了。”

男孩回答道，“我想要玩具，我需要钱去买玩具。” “对不起，我没有钱……但是，你可以把我的苹果摘下来，拿去卖钱，这样你就有钱了。”

男孩兴奋的把所有的苹果都摘下来，高兴的离开了。男孩摘了苹果后很久都没有回来。

树很伤心。一天，男孩回来了，树很激动。

“来和我玩吧。”树说。

“我没时间玩，我得工作，养家糊口。我们需要一栋房子，你能帮助我吗？” “对不起，我没有房子，但是你可以砍下我的树枝，拿去盖你的房子。”

男孩把所有的树枝都砍下来，高兴的离开了。看到男孩那么高兴，树非常欣慰。

但是，男孩从此很久都没回来。树再一次孤独，伤心起来。

一个炎热的夏日，男孩终于回来了，树很欣慰。 “来和我玩吧！”树说。

“我过的不快乐，我也一天天变老了，我想去航海放松一下。你能给我一条船吗？” “用我的树干造你的船吧，你就能快乐地航行到遥远的地方了。”

男孩把树干砍下来，做成了一条船。他去航海了，很长时间都没露面。

最后，过了很多年，男孩终于回来了。 “对不起，孩子，我再也没有什么东西可以给你了……”树说。

“我已经没有牙咬苹果了。”男孩回答道。

“我也没有树干让你爬了。”树说。

“我已经老得爬不动了。”男孩说。

“我真的不能再给你任何东西了，除了我正在死去的树根。”树含着泪说。

“我现在不需要什么了，只想找个地方休息。过了这么些年，我累了。”

男孩回答道。 “太好了！老树根正是休息是最好的倚靠，来吧，来坐在我身边，休息一下吧。”

男孩坐下了，树很高兴，含着泪微笑着…… **************** 这是每个人的故事，。

英语情景剧剧本 10分钟

英语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》 Wanders every five miles 焦仲卿Johnny(J for short)刘兰芝Lunch(L for short) 焦母Johnnys mother(JM for short)刘母Lunchs mother(LM for short) 太守之子Mayors son(MS for short)强盗Burglars(ABandC) (J作被打状跑上台，内砸出一卷纸筒，J被打中，狼狈不堪) J:Every body says that Im henpecked,but in fact,Im as strong as a tiger，（小声）while my wife is Wu Song. （指着上台处的门大声道）Im not afraid of you！（内砸出一脸盆，J接住当成盾牌护着头）Then,Im afraid of whom? My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell！（内又砸出一卷纸筒，击中J） My God!Who can help me？（下） Act1 （序幕结束时，JM作窃听状） JM（拄拐棍上）：I can！（对门内）Lunch!Lunch!Where are you? L（扎着围裙，拿着锅铲，从门内跳出来）：Im here!Whats up mum? JM:Ive told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”. L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,whats up? JM:Since you married my son you have be haved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so lazy…… L:But…… JM:Never interrupt me! L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all day long,cooking and washing.I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and…… JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson! L（生气地挥动着锅铲）：Oh,you want a grandson,dont you？（开始解围裙）Go and ask your son.Im leaving！（扯下围裙，扔在JM的脸上，下） Act2 (LM坐在台上打毛线，L拿着锅铲上) L:Mum,Im back! LM:You are back?Why?What happened? L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law. LM（惊讶，但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情）：See!I have already told you!When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen to me.Look at yourself…… L:But,mum…… LM:Never interrupt me! L:Mum,Im no tinterrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And Ill marry whom ever you want me to. LM（大喜）：Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayors son in the market.He said:“If your daughter Havent been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,Ill go and tell him.（下） L（惊愕）：What?The mayors son?The most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood？（手中的锅铲掉在地上）What a silly thing I have done！（下） Act3(J睡眼惺忪上) J（边走边道）：Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks？（走了几步，在地上捡起袜子）Here they are！（闻一下） Er!How smelly!They are still dirty！（突然想起）Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself. （他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来）Oh,Im so hungry!But theres no breakfast！（捡起地上的围裙）This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself. JM（上）：Wheres my breakfast?Wheres Lunch?Hasnt she got up yet? J:Mum,cant you remember?Lunch has gone! JM（沉吟片刻）：Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,as on without a wife is useless.Lunch is a nice girl,go and take her back! J（立正敬礼）：Yes madam! Act4 (J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗) A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us! The road is built by me！（抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上） B:And I planted one tree！（亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上） C:If you want to go by this street---（欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚） AB&C:Give us all your money! J（搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币）：Is1 mao enough？（三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量） A:What bad luck!This guy is broken! B:If we cannot rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight! C:I heard that the mayors son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan zhi next month.WE can go and rob the wedding! A&B:Good idea! J（惊讶）：What?What?Lunch is going to get married?Its impossible! AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple! J:But Lunch is my wife!We havent got divorced yet！（突然有了主意）Ive got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,dont you?Ill go with you.You take the money and I take the bride. B:Have you got any experience? J:No.But Ive got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书$1,000,000) Act5 （转眼已到了婚礼之期.MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台）（J和三强盗跃至台中。