求英语剧本样本一篇

一个英文剧本的模板原名：FATHER KNOWS BETTER Marsh Cassadu 译：老爸英明人物（characters）：父亲；母亲；HEIDI, 14岁；DIANE, 17; SEAN, 16;restaurant manager, 20s场景（setting）：包括在一个快餐店的一系列场景设施.开幕（at rise）：灯光亮起来的时候，HEIDI从舞台右后沿着舞台前沿进入到边上.SEAN和DIANE从左后进入.他们听着HEIDI对观众的独白.HEIDI：我老爸是一个好人.没有人可能说他不是.不过。

他是很好，他一直做一些荒唐的事情而且最后都让我们这些孩子当中某些人感到非常尴尬.有一次，看吧，我哥哥想买这个吉他.他已经为了这个存了好长一段时间的钱了.然后，他在这个快餐店找到了工作，对吧？当服务员.这个是SEAN的第一个真实意义上的工作，他非常高兴.他计算两三个月后他就可以买这个他梦寐以求吉他了.老妈和老爸都为他感到骄傲，然后呢，好吧，他是我的大哥，他一直喜欢拿我开玩笑.但是，事实上，我也为他感到骄傲.你知道发生过什么吗？我不愿意说因为：SEAN,DIANE and HEIDI:(in unison一齐)老爸英明！（左灯光亮起来，那里有一个SEAN打工的快餐店.里面有一个收费台和一对桌子.MANAGER站在收费台后面，父亲进入的时候，SEAN正在清理桌子.）MANAGER：晚上好，先生，需要点什么吗？FATHER：晚上好.SEAN：（对自己说）噢，不！ （他蹲在了一桌子后面不让父亲看见）FATHER：我要找经理.MANAGER：我就是，先生.FATHER：我是Sam Thompson，我的儿子在这里工作.MANAGER：噢，你是SEAN的父亲.FATHER：是的，这个是他的第一份工作，你知道.我只是想来看看他做的还好吗？MANAGER：哦，很好.没有问题的.SEAN：（伸出手，抬起手掌，对自己说）我做了什么啊，要我受到这样的惩罚？我做了什么？FATHER：雇佣他还是一个不错的事情吧？MANAGER：啊，是的，我想是的.SEAN：（对自己）回家，老爸.回家，回家吧.FATHER：我确定他是一个很好的工人，但也是一个典型的青年，如果你知道我的意思.MANAGER：（失去兴趣）我怎么知道.FATHER：他是一个好男孩.而且我确定如果这里有任何情况，我会和SEAN来一个男人之间的谈话.MANAGER：我觉得那个没有必要。FATHER：噢，没关系.我对我的儿子感到骄傲.非常，非常骄傲.我就是想让你知道我会做任何事情，我能帮助他度过危险的海洋.SEAN：（站起来大叫）嗨！嗨！嗨！FATHER：儿子，我不知道你在这里.SEAN：我就在这里工作啊，老爸.FATHER：当然.我是说我没有看见你.SEAN：我无法想象你会没有看见！FATHER：你的经理正在和我聊得开心呢. （DIANE从舞台左前端进入，HEIDI从舞台右前进入，看着SEAN和FATHER.）SEAN,DIANE和HEIDI：（一齐）老爸，你真是英明！ （灯光迅速暗下.几秒后SEAN一人站在舞台右前.HEIDI和DIANE在左端上台）SEAN：如果那种事情只是偶尔发生一次，那也不是什么坏事.不过总的来说，我不会去想把自己老爸和别人的兑换.他确实爱我们这些孩子和我们的母亲.但是我觉得那就是问题所在.他想为我们做一些事情，那些他认为是对的.但是我需要在行动之前经过大脑，因为：SEAN,HEIDI和DIANE：（一齐）老爸英明！ （灯光暗下，中央的灯亮起来，那里FATHER和三个孩子正坐在餐桌周围.MOTHER拿着盘子进来准备坐下.FATHER立刻站起来帮MOTHER拉出椅子.MOTHER坐下.一家人开始吃饭.）FATHRE：我有一个惊喜给你，DAINEDIANE：（知道那肯定不是什么好事）你有。

一个惊喜？MOTHER：好吧，不管是什么，亲爱的，不要给我们留下悬念.FATHER：好吧，你们都知道，Dan Lucas和我一起工作.DIANE:Kyle的父亲？MOTHER：不要打岔，亲爱的，你爸爸正在给你们说事情.HEIDI：（舞台话悄悄对SEAN说）肯定是一些DIANE不想知道的，我打赌.SEAN：（舞台悄悄对HEIDI说）你为什么这么想啊？MOTHER:SEAN，亲爱的，HEIDI，我的心肝，不要让你爸爸分心.SEAN和HEIDI：（一齐）抱歉，妈妈.FATHER：现在，我要说了.我知道你有多么喜欢年轻的KyleDIANE：老爸！FATHER：这个是真的，不是吗？难道那天我没有听见你对你妈妈说你是多么希望Kyle可以邀请你去参加班级舞会吗？SEAN：噢-恩！HEIDI：哎呀啊！MOTHER：孩子们，孩子们，你们的爸爸正在说话呢！DIANE：（紧咬牙关，声音好象是从牙齿中挤出来的）是啊-是我说-问这个-干-什-么？FATHER：那么，好吧.DIANE：（有点激动）"那么，好吧"是什么？！FATHER：我说什么了？我说错了吗？HEIDI：（对SEAN）不，还没有错呢.SEAN：（对HEIDI）但是，你知道就要错了.MOTHER：孩子们，请给你们的父亲他应该得到的尊重.HEIDI和SEAN：（闪眼睛）是的，妈妈.FATHER：好吧，今天我碰到Dan，我问他是不是可以和我一起去第三大街的法国餐馆吃饭.你知道那家店的吧，老婆.MOTHER：恩，是的，我知道.FATHER：我请客，我这么告诉他.然后，他当然高兴的接受了.MOTHER：为什么不是他请客？FATHER：（恍然大捂）啊，对啊！DIANE：这个-和我-有-关系-吗？M。

英语情景剧剧本

Global warming A. Class begins, good afternoon everyone. B. C. D :Good afternoon, teacher. A. First, I will ask you a question: What is the serious problem nowadays ? B. I think its the problem of environment pollution. A. Its related to our correct answer. But it isnt correct one. B. Is it the problem of population increasing? A. No. C. Oh. I got it. Its global warming. A. Right! Global warming is one of the serious problems nowadays. Because…… B. Teacher. I have a question. It was very cold indeed this winter. I think its global cooling! A. You got the wrong concept. Global warming doesnt only mean that the weather is getting hot, but also mean that the weather is out of control. So it will be sometimes very cold. B. Teacher. What causes “ global warming”? C. I know. Now people drive too many cars and the exhaust gases discharged by the cars and lorries pollute the air and also destroy the nature. It causes global warming. A. You are right. Do you know what will happen with the global warming? B. Yes. The ices in South Pole are going to be melted and at the time, many islands will be gradually flooded with water. Human will have no places to live. C. Surely, we dont want that will happen. A. What sould we do to stop “Global warming”? B. I think we can protect the environment from ourselves. We can plant trees C. When we are protecting the environment, we are saving ourselves. A. Ok. Students, we cant only speak but not do later . Let us go planting trees. D. Oh, teacher! Tomorrow is March the twelfth, its tree-planting day! A. Yes! Now all of you know the importance of protecting the environment. B.C.D.Let us do our best to stop “Global warming” and make our earth a lovely homeland! A. That is good . I hope you all will be succeeded in protecting the environment. Now the class is over bye-bye students! B.C.D. good bye. Teacher.。

英语搞笑小品剧本

Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)Preparation： 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景Scene1(At Salesmans home)N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .Im the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular，（展示），I dont know why. The foolish students always come here. Ill be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! Its time to make candies now.（看表） First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.（边说边做）Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it！（满不在意的神情）Press, press……Oh, my god！（鼻涕）Never mind! Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , its OK,hehehe……Now let me cut it into pieces!One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）Wow, everything is ready！ 糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, Im so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat！ （给它穿上） Wow! Now its so beautiful! Haha……C: Oh, no! Dont sell me! Im dirty！（拖糖果下场）Scene2(At the school gate) N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. (Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩)（小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝）：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies！ ……M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!A: Yeah! I think they are yummy! M: Lets ask him.A: OK!C: Dont buy me！（非常焦急）M&A: Why?C: Im dirty!M: No, you look nice!C: What can I do？ （面向观众） Wuwuwu…（小贩将她拉在后面）S: Candies! Candies！（引诱两个女孩）M&A: How much are they?S: Do you have money？（轻蔑）M&A: Money？（对视）M:Oh, Ive no money！（失落之极）A: Me too.S: No money? So sorry！（吆喝着走开，下场）M: What can we do now?A: Lets ask dad for money.M: But how to ask?A: How？…Oh,I know ,lets make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）M: Good idea！（全部下场） Scene 3:(At Maggies home)N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. （爸爸看报）M: Dad,dad,lets sing a song ,OK？ （同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸）A: And play the guitar for us!M: We know you play so well！（爸爸诧异地看着孩子）D: Oh? What a bright day today! M&A: Please, dad！（哀求）D:OKOK! Lets.（取吉他，开始准备）D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?M&A: Of course！（开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。）

D: Whats the matter?M: Dad, we have no money!A: Can we have some please?D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you dont need any more.M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate. A: They look so sweet and nice!M: Other students always buy them!D: But……You cant ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..（置之不理，转头看报，孩子回到房间）M: What shall we do now?A: Let me think …well, I know！（轻声在Maggie耳边说）M: Oh, you are so clever! Lets go.（回到爸爸身边）M: Dad, I want a new eraser!A: I want a longer ruler!M&A: Dad, please!D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!M: But dad, my eraser is too small now！（拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看）A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出断尺）D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, dont buy the food at the school gate. Its unhealthy! Do you know?M&A: Yes, sir!D: Here you are ！（ 给钱）M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye！（非常高兴，下场）N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.（孩子高兴地买了糖，边吃边回家，小贩下场，孩子到家后肚子痛）M: Aiyo！……（两人躬着背进场）A： …….D: Whats wrong?M: Ive a stomachache!A: Me too!D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?M: Yes. We had some candies just now.A: I had some too!D: Oh! Youve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that dont buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy！（生气）M: But they look nice!A: And tastes good!M&A: Aiyo……D:Well, Lets go to the salesman together and have a look!M&A: OK.Scene 4: (At the school g。

英语小品短剧剧本（重金）

道具：两把玩具枪。

人数：五名男生，三名女生（其中一名稍胖） 出场人物：喜羊羊Pleasant Goat 美羊羊Pretty Goat 懒羊羊Lazy Goat 沸羊羊 Force Goat暖羊羊Warm Goat 慢羊羊 Slowly Goat(Village Head)灰太狼 Big Big Wolf 红太狼Red Big Wolf 情节对话： （喜羊羊、美羊羊、沸羊羊、懒羊羊、慢羊羊还有暖羊羊在一起；灰太狼和红太狼在旁边隐蔽） 喜：What can we play today？ 美：We have nothing to play.Its dull！ 懒：I have a good idea. （睡意朦胧） 喜、沸：What idea do you have？ （好奇） 懒：Lets sleep！ （自信满满） 暖、慢：Oh,no!You are very lazy！（无奈指责） 灰：Ha!Dear goats,Im coming！（灰太狼小声→大声，出现在羊面前） 美：Ah!Look,Big-big-wolf!Run away！ （惊恐了一大跳） （羊们开始逃跑，灰太狼追着美羊羊） 灰：Ha-ha!Im sure that its a good and delicious goat！ （灰太狼紧追美羊羊） 美：Pleasant-goat!Please help me!Help,help,help！ （神情紧张） 灰：Its too late!My favourite goat.（十分贪婪，并抓住了美羊羊） 喜：Pretty-goat,I have nothing to do.But Ill save you！ （灰太狼抓住了美羊羊后，又开始抓其它羊） 懒：Dont touch me!Help me！（也神情紧张） 灰：Ha!Littlefatgoat.Imhungry now. My wife is waiting for me.Haha！（灰太狼又抓住了懒羊羊，于是逮着懒羊羊，美羊羊走向狼堡，最后进入了狼堡） -------------------地点转换（在狼堡）---------------------------- 红：Wa!Big big wolf!You are very good! Oh,two goats！ （激动） 灰：Wife.Im going to cook them soon!Today well have a super dinner, Im looking forward to eating goats the first（灰太狼和红太狼准备煮羊） -----------------------地点转换（在青青草原）---------------------- 慢：What to do?Pleasant-goat,find a way quickly,be quick！ （着急） 沸：Pleasant goat!Find a way！ 喜：Theres only one key.Lets goto wolfs houseand save them！ 暖：What?I am very worried about that!Its too dangerous ！ （表现出害怕的样子） 慢：Ng.This is only one key.Im wating for you.You must save Pretty-goat and Lazy goat .And this is a special gun.Big-big-wolf wont move for an hour.Give you,Pleasant goat. （慢羊羊拿出一把枪，深沉地给了喜羊羊） 喜：Thats great!Lets go.Warm goat and Force goat！ （握住拳头） 暖，沸：Ok,lets go to wolfs house！ （ 气势磅礴） （喜羊羊它们向狼堡走去；灰太狼与红太狼正得意洋洋） -----------------------地点转换（在狼堡）--------------------------- 红：Two Little goats.You will finish!Ill eat you！ （贪婪野蛮） 美：Oh,no.I believe Pleasant goat can save me! 。

求英语剧本样本一篇

一个英文剧本的模板 原名：FATHER KNOWS BETTER Marsh Cassadu 译：老爸英明 人物（characters）：父亲；母亲；HEIDI, 14岁；DIANE, 17; SEAN, 16;restaurant manager, 20s 场景（setting）：包括在一个快餐店的一系列场景设施.开幕（at rise）：灯光亮起来的时候，HEIDI从舞台右后沿着舞台前沿进入到边上.SEAN和DIANE从左后进入.他们听着HEIDI对观众的独白.HEIDI：我老爸是一个好人.没有人可能说他不是.不过。

他是很好，他一直做一些荒唐的事情而且最后都让我们这些孩子当中某些人感到非常尴尬.有一次，看吧，我哥哥想买这个吉他.他已经为了这个存了好长一段时间的钱了.然后，他在这个快餐店找到了工作，对吧？当服务员.这个是SEAN的第一个真实意义上的工作，他非常高兴.他计算两三个月后他就可以买这个他梦寐以求吉他了.老妈和老爸都为他感到骄傲，然后呢，好吧，他是我的大哥，他一直喜欢拿我开玩笑.但是，事实上，我也为他感到骄傲.你知道发生过什么吗？我不愿意说因为：SEAN,DIANE and HEIDI:(in unison一齐)老爸英明！（左灯光亮起来，那里有一个SEAN打工的快餐店.里面有一个收费台和一对桌子.MANAGER站在收费台后面，父亲进入的时候，SEAN正在清理桌子.） MANAGER：晚上好，先生，需要点什么吗？FATHER：晚上好.SEAN：（对自己说）噢，不！ （他蹲在了一桌子后面不让父亲看见） FATHER：我要找经理.MANAGER：我就是，先生.FATHER：我是Sam Thompson，我的儿子在这里工作.MANAGER：噢，你是SEAN的父亲.FATHER：是的，这个是他的第一份工作，你知道.我只是想来看看他做的还好吗？MANAGER：哦，很好.没有问题的.SEAN：（伸出手，抬起手掌，对自己说）我做了什么啊，要我受到这样的惩罚？我做了什么？FATHER：雇佣他还是一个不错的事情吧？MANAGER：啊，是的，我想是的.SEAN：（对自己）回家，老爸.回家，回家吧.FATHER：我确定他是一个很好的工人，但也是一个典型的青年，如果你知道我的意思.MANAGER：（失去兴趣）我怎么知道.FATHER：他是一个好男孩.而且我确定如果这里有任何情况，我会和SEAN来一个男人之间的谈话.MANAGER：我觉得那个没有必要。FATHER：噢，没关系.我对我的儿子感到骄傲.非常，非常骄傲.我就是想让你知道我会做任何事情，我能帮助他度过危险的海洋.SEAN：（站起来大叫）嗨！嗨！嗨！FATHER：儿子，我不知道你在这里.SEAN：我就在这里工作啊，老爸.FATHER：当然.我是说我没有看见你.SEAN：我无法想象你会没有看见！FATHER：你的经理正在和我聊得开心呢. （DIANE从舞台左前端进入，HEIDI从舞台右前进入，看着SEAN和FATHER.） SEAN,DIANE和HEIDI：（一齐）老爸，你真是英明！ （灯光迅速暗下.几秒后SEAN一人站在舞台右前.HEIDI和DIANE在左端上台） SEAN：如果那种事情只是偶尔发生一次，那也不是什么坏事.不过总的来说，我不会去想把自己老爸和别人的兑换.他确实爱我们这些孩子和我们的母亲.但是我觉得那就是问题所在.他想为我们做一些事情，那些他认为是对的.但是我需要在行动之前经过大脑，因为：SEAN,HEIDI和DIANE：（一齐）老爸英明！ （灯光暗下，中央的灯亮起来，那里FATHER和三个孩子正坐在餐桌周围.MOTHER拿着盘子进来准备坐下.FATHER立刻站起来帮MOTHER拉出椅子.MOTHER坐下.一家人开始吃饭.） FATHRE：我有一个惊喜给你，DAINE DIANE：（知道那肯定不是什么好事）你有。

一个惊喜？MOTHER：好吧，不管是什么，亲爱的，不要给我们留下悬念.FATHER：好吧，你们都知道，Dan Lucas和我一起工作.DIANE:Kyle的父亲？MOTHER：不要打岔，亲爱的，你爸爸正在给你们说事情.HEIDI：（舞台话悄悄对SEAN说）肯定是一些DIANE不想知道的，我打赌.SEAN：（舞台悄悄对HEIDI说）你为什么这么想啊？MOTHER:SEAN，亲爱的，HEIDI，我的心肝，不要让你爸爸分心.SEAN和HEIDI：（一齐）抱歉，妈妈.FATHER：现在，我要说了.我知道你有多么喜欢年轻的Kyle DIANE：老爸！FATHER：这个是真的，不是吗？难道那天我没有听见你对你妈妈说你是多么希望Kyle可以邀请你去参加班级舞会吗？SEAN：噢-恩！HEIDI：哎呀啊！MOTHER：孩子们，孩子们，你们的爸爸正在说话呢！DIANE：（紧咬牙关，声音好象是从牙齿中挤出来的）是啊-是我说-问这个-干-什-么？FATHER：那么，好吧.DIANE：（有点激动）"那么，好吧"是什么？！FATHER：我说什么了？我说错了吗？HEIDI：（对SEAN）不，还没有错呢.SEAN：（对HEIDI）但是，你知道就要错了.MOTHER：孩子们，请给你们的父亲他应该得到的尊重.HEIDI和SEAN：（闪眼睛）是的，妈妈.FATHER：好吧，今天我碰到Dan，我问他是不是可以和我一起去第三大街的法国餐馆吃饭.你知道那家店的吧，老婆.MOTHER：恩，是的，我知道.FATHER：我请客，我这么告诉他.然后，他当然高兴的接受了.MOTHER：为什么不是他请客？FATHER：（恍然大捂）啊，对啊！DIANE：这个-和我-有-关系-吗？MOTHER:。

英语小品剧本

P: There s a hole in my back tooth. A filling has fallen out. A tooth that has been filled in Shanghai has started to hurt. D: Do you have any pain? Does the tooth hurt when coming in contact with sweet or cold things?P: It hurts just a little. D: It is a deep cavity, we ll have an x-ray taken of that tooth just to make sure about the apex （牙尖） . If it is in good condition, I ll treat it. This tooth can be filled.D: I ll clean it now. Let me know if it hurts. Bite please. Now open your mouth again. Do you feel anything abnormal when you clench your teeth? Please come here for polishing after two or three days。

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求英语短话剧剧本

SW-白雪公主 Q-皇后 M-魔镜 H-猎人P-白马王子 D-小矮人 音乐起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didnt love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the kings palace： ----白雪出场 S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ？ 音乐起，皇后、魔镜出场 Q: I am a queen , Im very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , whos the most beautiful ? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you ! Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white . 猎 人 出 场 H: Yes, my queen 音乐起，猎人追赶白雪，公主惊慌出逃 S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please ！ 白雪顺利脱逃后 S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down. 音乐起，7个小矮人出场， D: 1Look, somebody ate my food---- 2Somebody drank my water---- 3Someone is sleeping now---- 4What a beautiful girl！---- 小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话 5How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you! D：（齐说）Nice to meet you ,too---- 6 welcome to our house!---- 7Would you like to live here? S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much! D: Lets go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white. 皇后、魔镜出场 Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , whos the most beautiful? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you! Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea！ 音乐起，皇后扮演老太太出场，对话 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma! Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma！ 白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha… 小矮人出场、围着公主哭 Snow white wake up, wake up… 音乐起，小矮人引着王子出场 P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen！ 王子唤醒公主，公主醒了 P:Wake up ! Wake up , my queen ! S.w: Thank you for your help ! P: My pleasure ！ 音乐起，小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞。

求英语话剧剧本,10分钟,10人以下

《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧） Wanderseveryfivemiles 焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort) 焦母Johnnysmother(JMforshort)刘母Lunchsmother(LMforshort) 太守之子Mayorsson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC) Prologue (J作被打状跑上台，内砸出一卷纸筒，J被打中，狼狈不堪) J:EverybodysaysthatImhenpecked,butinfact,Imasstrongasatiger，（小声）whilemy wifeisWuSong. （指着上台处的门大声道）Imnotafraidofyou！ （内砸出一脸盆，J接住当成盾牌护着头）Then,Imafraidofwhom? MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme, smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell！ （内又砸出一卷纸筒，击中J） MyGod!Whocanhelpme？（下） Act1 （序幕结束时，JM作窃听状） JM（拄拐棍上）：Ican！ （对门内）Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou? L（扎着围裙，拿着锅铲，从门内跳出来）：Imhere!Whatsupmum? JM:Ivetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland dearestmother-in-law”. L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,whatsup? JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so lazy…… L:But…… JM:Neverinterruptme! L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken and…… JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson! L（生气地挥动着锅铲）：Oh,youwantagrandson,dontyou？（开始解围裙）Goandaskyour son.Imleaving！（扯下围裙，扔在JM的脸上，下） Act2 (LM坐在台上打毛线，L拿着锅铲上) L:Mum,Imback! LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened? L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law. LM（惊讶，但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情）：See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten tome.Lookatyourself…… L:But,mum…… LM:Neverinterruptme! L:Mum,Imnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And Illmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto. LM（大喜）：Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayorssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“Ifyoudaughter Haventbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,Illgo andtellhim.（下） L（惊愕）：What?Themayorsson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood？（手中的锅 铲掉在地上）WhatasillythingIhavedone！（下） Act3 (J睡眼惺忪上) J（边走边道）：Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks？ （走了几步，在地上捡起袜子）Heretheyare！（闻一下） Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty！ （突然想起）Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself. （他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来）Oh,Imsohungry!Buttheresnobreakfast！（捡起地上的围 裙）ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now shehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself. JM（上）：Wheresmybreakfast?WheresLunch?Hasntshegotupyet? J:Mum,cantyouremember?Lunchhasgone! JM（沉吟片刻）：Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice girl,goandtakeherback! J（立正敬礼）：Yesmadam! Act4 (J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗) A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous! Theroadisbuiltbyme！（抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上） B:AndIplantedonetree！（亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上） C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---（欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚） AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney! J（搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币）：Is1maoenough？ （三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量） A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken! B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight! C:IheardthatthemayorssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand robthewedding! A&B:Goodidea! J（惊讶）：What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?Itsimpossible! AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple! J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaventgotdivorcedyet！ （突然有了主意）Ivegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,dontyou?Illgo withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride. B:Haveyougotanyexperience? J:No.ButIvegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书$1,000,000) Act5 （转眼已到了婚礼之期.MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台） （J和三强盗跃至台中） ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous! A:Theroadisbuiltbyme! B:AndIplantedonetree. C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet--- J:Giveusallyourmoney! (L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头) L（惊喜万分）：Johnny！（不顾。

英语话剧表演剧本

A:Welcome to our Sunday TV show. As usual, let me introduce myself first. I am Kevin. And my favorite TV stat is Kevin. Its me. I am only joking. Now, lets begin our TV show. Today we will talk about peoples entertainment. John, what kind of movies do you like?

B:Well, I like comedies best. And my favorite comedy is Mr. Bean. Rowan Atkinson is my favorite movie star.

A: How about you, C?

C: I like science fiction movies best. I think science is very useful.

A: I like science fiction movies too. Do you like it, D?

D: En, I prefer cartoons. They are very funny.

A: Cartoons are also very good. Now the second question is, whats your favorite book?

B: I like novels very much. And Chales Dickens is my favorite author. His Oliver Twist is my favorite book.

A: You, C?

C: Poetry is my favorite. Shelley is my favorite poem.

A: Shelley is a romantic poem. D, Whats your favorite?

D: I like biographies. I know many famous people from reading biographies.

A: At last, Whats your favorite sport?

B: Tennis. I can play it well. And Roger Federer is my favorite athlete. He is a great athlete. He has got many champion.

C: I am a volleyball fan. Playing volleyball is my hobby.

D: I like volleyball, too. Shall we have a march later, C?

C: Thats great. I think it will be exciting.

A: Thats the end of our special TV show for today. Goodbye! Have a nice day!