1.英语延期通知范文

Notice

We are sorry that the meeting be put off till Thursday 9AM (April 20th), because Professor Wang contract a disease and can't arrive school. The doctor said she will recover within a couple of days.

Place: Hall of New Teaching Building

Attendant: Teachers and students of Information Department. Other Departments are also welcome.

2.如何写幽默的年会延迟通知

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